I guess the rest of the world just don't know how to take us.
Australians just seem to be able to take a less serious outlook on life. We like to cruise a bit
True Aussie Friendship
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you then call you a wanker.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got a root.
4. When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit your fucking whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words and talk real slow..
7. When you are sick -- Stay the fuck away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and piss myself laughing at your clumsy arse.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask? 'Because you are my mate'.
Friendship is like pissing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Come on---is life really that serious ?
You are my spirit animals
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I don't think so anyway :)
Clyde...I have a confession on how Americans feel about Oz.
They don't really think about OZ other than they know Dorthy and her little dog was taken from kansas by a tornado. And that Oz little people and a yellow brick road.
There's not a whole lot of news that comes from Oz. We thought there was loads of kangaroos and never knew they had flying monkeys.
And we ...What? Oh Oz as in Australia?
WEll...why didn't you say so...that's a horse of of a different color.
hehehehe.
I love my Aussie friends. I don't have many, but the ones I do...I feel lucky and honored to know.
Like you. :D
Ciao sweetie.
Bunny
The happier you are in life, the less serious it becomes
Toni
Have you been drinking again
We dont even have monkeys---well, maybe in the zoo.
Oh, and we love you too----but then again, who doesnt love you
Such a fabulous post and so true.
I often laugh at inappropriate serious moments. I can't help it.Soething funny pops into my head and the seriousness and need NOT to laugh,make it impossible.
I do not like to piss in my pants, it gives me a rash and the warmth is short lived.
Emily
I guess its not something that anyone actually enjoys---
Oh, hang on---what about those pervy old blokes and their rubber pants---
Geez, they must have some rashesaround the dangly bits
8. When you fall -- I will point and piss myself laughing at your clumsy arse
Wow! I must have lots and lots of friends then!
Phish
It is not only your friends that will have a chuckle
But you do seem to bring a lot of joy into the world
Well, I have been laughing hysterically for 2 days since...wait for it.... Crushed got kicked off the sphere by Blogger.
I was kind enough to eulogise him though.
Uber
What a great reason to laugh.
Not before time
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