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Monday, 30 March 2009

STEREOTYPE

We are very good at stereotyping people
Putting them in little clearly defined little boxes

"So mate, what do you do for a living ?"

"Oh, I'm a dress designer"

Oooh, straight away we have this guy eating from the other side of the buffet.

"And what about you buddy. What do you do for a crust ?"

"Well, I'm a Ladies Hairdresser"

Yep, straight away we have him playing for the other team and cross dressing on weekends

What we really have to do is look inside their lives, their dreams and we might just find another picture.

"So son, you want to be a dancer ?"


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Yep, me too

Friday, 20 March 2009

HOME SWEET HOME



WHERE WOULD YOU BE IF...

YOU HAVE ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES...

YOU HAVE NO WORRIES...

YOU COME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU...

YOUR BATHWATER HAS BEEN RUN...

YOU HAVE THE PERFECT KIDS...

YOUR PARTNER IS AWAITING YOU WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES...

SO WHERE WOULD YOU BE...






IN THE WRONG FUCKING HOUSE...

Wednesday, 18 March 2009

THE WORLD AS IT IS

The Global Facts ...

At Any Given Moment:

79,876,301 people are engaged in intercourse right now.

58,704,827 are kissing.

37,490,625 are relaxing after having sex.

1 lonely bugger is reading blog posts.



You hang in there sunshine!

Friday, 13 March 2009

SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO

Whether or not you are a country music fan, this is truly the work of a deep thinker, and highly intelligent person.

So simple, yet so profound. Words of wisdom from that famous philosopher Willie Nelson, on his 75th birthday:






'I HAVE OUTLIVED MY DICK.'


Very profound for a guy who seems to feature in so many groin tattoos


Tuesday, 10 March 2009

SIMPLE

The simplest little thing can have so many uses

One of the greatest inventions for mankind


Thursday, 5 March 2009

TECHNOLOGY

APPLE HAS DONE IT AGAIN




Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained
about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Aint technology wonderful