tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64261389366581146222024-03-14T13:19:33.820+10:30ClydeClydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.comBlogger181125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-47965595242305045512013-09-07T00:24:00.000+09:302013-09-07T00:24:07.254+09:30BACK IN HARNESSIt seems to have been forever since I had a horse of my own and any real involvement in racing.<br />
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I still have a very good knowledge of local racing, attending regular meetings and watching the rest on pay TV.<br />
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I have taken interest in the career of a horse owned and trained by the son of a long time friend and former trainer.<br />
I could see some problems that the horse was having and I knew the training methods being used by the young trainer and his father.<br />
They had some success with the horse and neither father or son were open to any suggestions from anyone, so I was very surprised when the son phoned me and asked if I would be willing to help him.<br />
He wanted to take his family for an interstate holiday but wanted the horse to keep up with his work and retain his fitness----his father has been sick, and father and son usually argue badly over everything with horses, so he wanted me to work the horse for him while he was away.<br />
I really don't like their methods but I enjoyed the idea of being back in harness myself, so I agreed.<br />
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The deal was that I would work the horse to the sons planned schedule, early each morning and work the horse by himself and that I would not let the father interfere.<br />
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First morning, I was there at 6.30am and on the track by 7.00am. Of course the father arrived and tried to supervise me and give me his ideas, but I worked the horse to the instructions I had been given.<br />
I spoke to a friend of mine during the warm down jog laps and asked if he was working any other horses later in the morning----he was and I arranged to meet him at the track at 11.00am<br />
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He laughed when I arrived with the horse again, with father no where to be seen----I wanted to work with another horse at about half pace and try to teach this horse to race.<br />
That work suited my friend and we worked together over 2 miles at half pace and sprinted to the post with the two horses going head and head along side each other.<br />
I arranged to meet him again the next day<br />
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On day two, father was there for the early morning work out and was nowhere to be seen for the 11.00am two horse war. This time I worked on the outside of my friends horse and we went strongly for 2miles, stepping up the pace to the line, but finishing with heads together.<br />
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This went on for four mornings but on the fifth I asked my friend to work his horse behind me over the 2 miles and then come around me and race to the line. I had watched my horse race a few times and he gets very lazy when in front and needs to be driven with the whip to keep him going to the line, so holding him back to a three quarter pace work out and yelling at him all the way seemed to confuse him and when the other horse came to him for the sprint, I just gave him one flick, screamed at him and urged him to the line. They finished with heads together<br />
The sixth morning I worked my horse behind my friend but still kept talking to him and growling at him, even though we were at three quarter pace and I had him under a good hold----I sure he wondered what the hell was going on, even more so when I eased him out for the sprint home and only yelled at him. He raced up easily on the outside of my friends horse and they finished with heads together.<br />
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We mixed up their work for another week, both horses having victories, neither knocked around with the whip and both learning to race each other.<br />
I phoned the race driver of this horse, who trains in his own right and asked if he could bring another horse or two to work with us, but not tell the owners father.<br />
He arrived with his daughter and two handy racehorses-----I told him what we had been doing and I told him that I thought this horse could race without being chased with the whip and would sprint to the line a lot better if yelled at and only being flicked with the whip----he laughed but agreed to the match race and see if this horse had changed his ways.<br />
We set up with the daughter in front, my friend in behind her, the driver with his horse and me in last place.<br />
We worked strongly over a mile and a half and then stepped up the pace----as I eased out to make my run, the driver came out in front of me and my friend popped out in front of him----as we came to the home turn, the driver eased out to three wide to make his run with my horse right on his back and as he went to the lead, I screamed at my horse, gave him one flick and he went straight past them all.<br />
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I have to admit that I was as surprised as everyone, not only that this horse could sprint like that but he had learned to race so quickly.<br />
The driver said that he couldn't wait to tell the owner and his father. I asked him if he could keep it to himself until race night which was a week away---and the owner would be back to take over in 3 days.---he agreed.<br />
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The owner came home, phoned me and thanked me and told me that the horse was in on Saturday night.<br />
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I went to the race meeting---I asked the owner if he thought it was worth having a small bet on his horse. He told me that he thought that the field might go a bit quick for his horse but that he could run a place.<br />
The driver came to the stable to get his racing colours and told the owner that he had never seen this horse work so well as the morning of our little race set-up.<br />
The owner and his father were not impressed that I had been working him my way and giving him extra work and I walked away with them fighting with each other over letting me work the horse at all.<br />
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Any way, I had a fairly modest bet on the horse, the driver's daughter had a few dollars on him and my friend, who normally doesn't bet opened his wallet.<br />
The horse did his bit---he showed unusual pace out of the barrier and took up a great position in behind the leader and race favourite---the driver was talking t him and yelling at him to keep his place, no whip driving was required.<br />
We got a lot of good luck with horse coming to tackle the favourite a few times during the run and as they rounded the home turn, there was horses coming from everywhere to make their runs---the driver eased the horse into the sprint lane under a hard hold, screamed at him and gave him one flick with the whip. He even amazed me as scooted past them and won running away.<br />
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The driver told me later that he had told the owner and his father that that was the way he finished off his run in training---but both told him that it was just the way the race was run---it suited him.<br />
Who cares---we backed a winner that paid $23 on the tote.<br />
Maybe he will go on as a better racehorse---I hope soClydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-87969471955665053352013-04-15T23:49:00.000+09:302013-04-15T23:49:22.289+09:30KNOW YOUR FAMILYWe go through life surrounded by family and we think that we know all about them.<br />
If nothing is said then we assume that we know it all.<br />
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I grew up surrounded by basically all of my mothers family<br />
The back fence of my maternal grandparents house was part of our side fence and it was normal to take a short cut through their yard when going most places..<br />
Unusually for the era, my mother went back to work when I went to school, so my grandparents were a big part of my life while I was growing up. They had immigrated from Scotland, so I learned a whole new language and about another culture.<br />
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Every "family" time of the year, my mothers family would gather at my grandparents house to celebrate but when my grandfather died, so did the gatherings.<br />
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My father was an only child and both of his parents died shortly after I was born.<br />
I know that my paternal grandparents never owned a house and that my paternal great grandfather immigrated from Denmark, married and had two sons.<br />
I know that my mother and father did not marry before the war because my father volunteered and that he could not send his allotment to my mother to save for their house, so it was sent to his mother to save. Unfortunately, she enjoyed the money and spent it all before my father was discharged.<br />
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There was so much I thought that I knew about my family and so little that I asked.<br />
And now there is no one to ask.<br />
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My mother was in her eighties when she had a slight stroke---at first we just thought it was a fall until I realised that she had no memory of it and shortly after it----<br />
Some hours later in hospital she was being quizzed by a doctor and all seemed to be back to normal until she told the doctor that she had her eye poked out when she was two years old. I was frustrated by that and said something about her having two eyes-----it was only then that I found out that my mother only had one eye-----I had never noticed, never asked and never been told----and that I then knew, embarrassed my mother.<br />
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Now I have had contact from my mother's cousin's daughter who is working on the family tree of my maternal grandfather and I realise how little I really know about that family<br />
I had no idea that my grandfather's family immigrated to the United States but returned to Scotland.<br />
I now know that my maternal grandmother was an illegitimate child and that most of her family did immigrate to the USA and Canada.<br />
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But then I had a phone call---a woman working on her husbands family tree and that is my fathers family. I gave her the information that I had only to be told that most of it was wrong.<br />
Did my father not know or not care or did I not ask enough<br />
Yes, my great grandfather did immigrate from Denmark but he had seven children from two wives.<br />
I know he died before my father was born but surely my dad asked about him and other in the family.<br />
My father rarely spoke about his parents---I have one photo of me as a baby in their arms but my grandfather died of a heart attack when I was six moths old-----or was my father keeping the big family secret.<br />
I was shocked when this woman doing the family tree told me that my grandmother had committed suicide.<br />
Nothing was ever said---no one ever told me.<br />
I searched the State Archives today and read the coroners report that my grandmother, aged 61, had hung herself in the shed behind her house.<br />
Why would she do that.---her sister was living with her, she lived close to my home, she had my father, her only son, she had two young grandchildren.<br />
The doctors report said she had been depressed over the death of my grandfather eight months before.----very sad, but she could have had 20 years of being my grandmother.<br />
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I guess we just go through life with our families taking them for granted and taking everything that they tell us as gospel. Maybe for our own satisfaction we have a responsibility to ask more, be interested and proud of our lineage and make sure that we pass our personal history down the line.<br />
You never know, you might have the missing link<br />
Clydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-60137837461200809902013-01-19T22:41:00.000+10:302013-01-19T22:41:20.404+10:30NO ORPHANI suppose one of the biggest stories in the world at the moment is Lance Armstrong admitting to being a drug cheat.<br />
Well, admitting in his own way, while defending his actions and trying to apportion the blame to a variety of circumstances and people.<br />
Sorry Lance, you did it, you got caught, pay up<br />
You are a cheat and a thief<br />
You stole the dreams of so many people.<br />
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Now having said that, Lance is no orphan.<br />
Where there is prize money or glory and betting attached to the physical endeavours of man or man trained beasts, there will be those who will try to gain some underhanded advantage.<br />
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You should know by now that I have spent the best part of my life involved in the racing of horses.<br />
I learned very early that a large majority people involved in the racing of horses, were quite willing to take short cuts and use anything they could to try to gain some advantage.<br />
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Blood doping is really nothing new. A simplistic form was used as early as there is records. Trainers used to bleed their horses in the belief that the newly produced blood in the system would have some magical power. It did actually, carrying more oxygen the horses appeared to be fresher and rejuvinated.<br />
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Over the years more and more substances have been banned by authorities as they have found them being used to enhance the performance of horses.<br />
Unbelievably the early popular performance enhancing drugs were actually poisons. But in small regulated doses, poisons like arsenic and strychnine act as stimulants and were indeed responsible for vastly improved performances. Unfortunately, the system does not purge these poisons and of course a build-up caused multiple problems.<br />
Steriods came and went, eventually being listed as banned substances .<br />
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Suddenly swabing proceedures detected traces of an elephant tranquilizer called Etorphine. Once again it was a poison used in small doses proving to be a great stimulant and it was being masked my large doses of glucose.<br />
So it was discovered that the cheats were not only using illegal substances but had found a way to mask their use.<br />
It was not until authorities started to investigate the reason for vastly increased CO2 levels in blood samples that they found the use of baking soda was masking the use of a Methamphetamine called Blue Ice.<br />
A few trainers were banned after Blue Ice was found in their horses blood samples but the real smarties had moved on to an Ecstasy variant called Red Mercedes once again masked by baking soda.<br />
Sodium Bicarbonate (baking soda) is naturally occuring in the body and assists with the neutralizing of lactic acid in the muscles but now authorities have set an upper limit that can be in the body before being deemed to be a masking agent.<br />
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But have no doubts that the cheats have moved on and have found another way to manually or chemically enhance performances. It is like a dog chasing its tail---just as the authorities catch up, the smarties have moved on<br />
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I can tell you that my greatest satisfaction in racing has been beating these cheats by hard work, good feed and a knowlege of how to get the best out of natural ability. I can only assist my horses by education and sometimes a little psychology.<br />
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A cheat who I know very well thought that he was the smartest man in Australia when he found a supplier in a "neutral" European country. When he went to collect his supplies, he was nearly knocked down at the shop door by one of the most respected trainers ever in this country.<br />
Hmm, I have now lost all respect for him.<br />
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So Lance, you are no orphan, but you are to be despised and forever known as a cheat.Clydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-65753636683601032262013-01-16T16:09:00.002+10:302013-01-16T16:09:31.377+10:30ANGELSI knew that she was different from the first time I met her.<br />
But somehow, I like "different" people---maybe I am one or just understand.<br />
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We talked a lot but it usually ended abruptly, like she had lost interest, or she just needed to leave.<br />
I think she was happy in her own world and in her own company.<br />
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She used to talk about her ex---like there was only ever one guy---but I never pushed the point because I could sense a tenderness was still there and I never tried to advance our relationship.<br />
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She worked in the same office as a very good friend of mine. ---- a friend who like to meddle in my life---so it happened. My friend arranged that we would all have a night out with her and her husband.<br />
It was a great night but it was easy to sense her discomfort at times even though she grabbed my hand and we walked arm in arm between the evening's venues.<br />
I took her to a fair she wanted to go to and to the home of some charlatan to have her angels and auras read----sad that these people prey on the vulnerable and needy.---but there was no relationship other than a fairly lose friendship.<br />
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She failed to show up to work for over a week and her phones had been disconnected, so her contract was terminated---she was only a temporary employee.<br />
I was concerned for her welfare and tried to contact her but there was nothing for over six months.<br />
Then a phone call--"Could you come and visit me--I would like to see you and talk"----she had admitted herself to a clinic.<br />
Of course I went and spent hours with her, talking and walking the grounds and playing pool with some other "inmates", until her parents arrived.<br />
Her father took an instant dislike to me but that was fine---I didn't like his attitude towards his daughter needing help with a fragile mental state.<br />
I could see that she wanted to talk to her mother alone, so I excused myself and asked her father outside for a cigarette. I further endeared myself to him, telling him he was an ignorant, arrogant arsehole and that he needed to support his daughter ----sad that an eastern European man could only see his daughters state as an embarrassment to his family.<br />
I visited her on a regular basis, but just like everything in our relationship before, she failed to tell me that she had gone home---the staff told me when I turned up for a visit.<br />
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It was nearly a year later that she called and asked if I wanted to go to the football with her---her mother worked at a league club and had a variety of free members tickets and car parks<br />
We had a great day---laughed a lot, drank champagne at the breaks and our team won. She asked if I wanted to go again next week and we made plans---but two hours before the game, she phoned and said she couldn't go and she was gone again for more than two years.<br />
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It was 1am and the phone rang---it was the angel of death, ranting and raving but obviously in some need. I talked her to sleep--ha ha ha, she didn't even hang up the phone----but she was back again the next night--2am and the next night and then gone again. It was only a week later at just after midnight and she rang to ask if I had some wine--she wanted wine and the shops and hotel bottle shops were closed---she arrived in her pyjamas and had already been drinking---I kept her here for over an hour but in the end, she was going---took her bottle and left.<br />
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I sent birthday and Christmas cards via her mothers address and it was just after her birthday she phoned---it had been 4 years or more. She sounded great.<br />
She told me that they had found a tumor on her brain and operated---she had never felt so good ---we spoke for some time--she gave me her phone numbers and her address and we arranged to have lunch the next week---she sounded so happy---only sad that she had just turned 40 and missed so much in her life.<br />
The day before our lunch she phoned and cancelled----said she had a longstanding medical appointment but she would phone again and organise lunch.<br />
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She never phoned---she killed herself<br />
No one can say why<br />
I guess that angel just needed to be free<br />
If there is a god and he or she does have angels I'm betting on her being there Clydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-7355102148232615532012-08-27T22:03:00.001+09:302012-08-27T22:03:38.196+09:30OLD REMEDIESIf you have read here before, you will know that I have more than a passion for horses and their problems.<br />
And like every other being on this earth, there is no one size fits all remedy when it comes to problems or quirks.<br />
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A couple of months ago, I ran into an old work friend at an other friends house. She told me that her husband had invested in a share in a race horse and that it was racing the next day and that their trainer was very confident of its chances.<br />
Of course, I like racing and I like a bet, so I turned up at the racecourse for the big event.<br />
Even with the assurance of the trainer, I only had a modest bet on the horse and walked down about 200 yards down the track to watch the race.<br />
Their horse was 4 lengths in front as it passed my vantage point and coasting and should have won easily but stopped very badly to finish 4th.<br />
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I walked down to the stalls to see my friend and her husband. Everyone was very disappointed and the trainer was at a loss to explain the horse stopping so quickly. He was talking to the syndicate of owners when the strapper brought the horse back from hosing it down and stood him in front of them to show how good he looked----and he did look good except for one thing.<br />
I asked my friend if I could talk to the trainer and she brought him over and introduced us.<br />
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I said that it was none of my business but that he should lift the horses tail and look.---he laughed but lifted his tail to find the horses arse open wide----he looked at me and said "What the hell is that?"<br />
I said "Sorry, but that is the sign of a wind sucker and wind sucking will stop a train between stations, let alone a horse under full racing stress"<br />
Wind suckers with gulp down air for relief of stress or stomach complaints and under stress will expel it like an exhaust, weakening their performance.<br />
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My friend phoned me a week later to tell me that a vet had recommended that they sew the horses arse up on race days and unstitch it after the race-------of course he did----he can make money every race day----but what happens when the horse wants to poop---and you cant sew it just before a race.<br />
I told her that there were such things as wind sucking pads which are like a big cork with a sponge pad around it and pulled in tight by straps and elastic webbing attached to the saddle----and it can be moved aside for the horse to poop-----but some horses resent it and others will open up even wider and you still get the weakening.<br />
They tried the pad and not only did he resent it, but he opened wider----so they decided to stitch him up for the next run.-----looked good til he split his stitches and stopped even quicker.<br />
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My friend phoned me and said they were going to retire the horse---there was nothing left to try.<br />
I couldn't help myself---I phoned the trainer and asked if he would let me try something---it was unconventional but legal and I thought I could stop him opening up for a couple of runs.<br />
He said he had heard of some of my strange methods and that the horse was fit, so he was prepared to give him one more run---but that was it. He asked me what I wanted to do.<br />
Now its hard to convince people to trust in strange things but I talked him into doing his normal thing with his training and letting me into the horses stall on race day.<br />
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So we all turned up last Saturday---I told the horses strapper to walk him for as long as he could in the exercise parade ring and hope that he would empty out---and then take him to the urine stall "horse toilet" for one last try.<br />
When he brought him back to the stall, the trainer started to saddle him up ready for his race. I pushed past the trainer, lifted the horses tail and did my trick----the horse shuffled forward and the trainer just looked at me like I was some sort of pervert.<br />
I just prayed that he didn't need to poop again before his race.<br />
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He didn't and as he passed me 200 yards from the winning post, he was going strong, and he went strong all the way to the post.<br />
There was much yelling and back slapping and I stood back and watched their celebrations.<br />
There was a lot of talk about the next start and stronger races and next season and all of the dreams of racehorse owners<br />
I didn't want to shatter their dreams, so I walked away<br />
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I was in the bar having a drink when the trainer came in. He walked over and bought me a drink.<br />
Finally he asked---"so what were you doing behind my horse?"<br />
I reached in my pocket and gave him a piece of plastic food wrap and said "Smell it"<br />
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I had peeled an onion, lightly grated the surface and wrapped it up---and just before he went out to race, I jammed it in the horses arse----with that onion leaching juice, that horse puckered all the way to the winning post.<br />
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I said to the trainer "Don't worry, he'll spit it out----and it might work again but it wont keep on working---so it's up to you"<br />
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See, who needs a Vet when you can buy an onion at any supermarket---and you can re-use the food wrap<br />
Oh, and it's not the first time I've used that little trickClydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-84015347872778486772012-08-07T22:35:00.001+09:302012-08-07T22:35:30.765+09:30POLITICAL RELIGIONIt seems as though both Australia and the United States are locked in the same debate in relation to allowing same sex marriages.<br />
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Personally, I cant see why there is any debate. Is this not just a right allowed under human liberties.<br />
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But every political opponent seems reliant on Christianity and the bible to defend their stances----even sinking as low as to quote text which declares homosexuality an abomination on the world..<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Leviticus 18:22.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">If we are to rely on edicts set down over 2000 years ago to govern the humanity of the world today, why should we just stop at the one.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">There is little doubt that the framework our laws can be related the ten commandments----but if we are going to quote chapter and verse to defend narrow minded bigotry, then maybe we have to go all of the way and accept every edict in the bible.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Lets try a few of these----I'm sure they will be acceptable to everyone.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">But help me out with a few ideas.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are from neighbouring nations .</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Wow, I can have my very own New Zealander.<br /><br />2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. <br />In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? <br /><br />3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. <br />The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. <br /><br />4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. <br />The problem is my neighbors.....They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? <br /><br />5. I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. <br />Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it? <br /><br />6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality . <br />I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination? <br /><br />7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. <br />I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here? <br /><br />8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. <br />How should they die? <br /><br />9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, <br />But may I still play football if I wear gloves? <br /><br />10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments <br />made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). <br /><br />He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. <br /><br />Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Or maybe we could just come into the 21st century</span><br />
<br />Clydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-3912460770786540512012-08-02T21:19:00.000+09:302012-08-02T21:19:04.624+09:30COMMUNICATIONEvery time I log on to the Net, or turn on my TV, I find a new way to communicate with the outside world.<br />
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I must admit that I haven't really kept up with all of the new technological advances out there.----and really, I don't want to.<br />
I'm not sure that I have a use for it all<br />
Yes, my home-line telephones are cordless, interchangeable and have speaker base stations<br />
Yes, I have a mobile / cell phone but it is basic with a camera<br />
Yes, I do have a PVR (hard drive video recorder) and know how to use it.<br />
Yes, I have video senders and receivers so that I can receive pay TV in any room in my house.<br />
And yes I have two laptop computers with external hard drives, sound systems and printers.<br />
But that's about as far as I go<br />
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I am on Facebook under my Clyde ID and my real name but I have not updated to the new version of it---but I love to read peoples updates and keeping up with their lives---(oh, if you want to add me, my email address there is <a href="mailto:seaside.clyde13@gmail.com">seaside.clyde13@gmail.com</a>).<br />
And of course, I am, on blogger and do read your blogs fairly regularly.<br />
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But I thought I might try a chat room.<br />
Why not---all these people from all over the world chatting away and making friends.<br />
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So I found this site called Omegle-----it all seemed very simple and quite civilized<br />
There was a choice. You could text chat or video chat----just click on your choice.<br />
Ok, easy---click Text<br />
And there it was---a stranger from anywhere said Hi<br />
Wonderful I thought as I typed in my Hi response.<br />
But from there it was all down hill<br />
The strangers next text was "ASL"<br />
I Had no idea what that was, so I asked politely--"Sorry, what is ASL"<br />
Back came their reply---"Are you new here"<br />
Of course my answer was "Yes"<br />
Back came "It's Age, Sex, Location"<br />
I thought that was quite logical so I typed in "63 Male Australia" and sent it to my new found friend.<br />
The next reply from the stranger was "Are you fuckin joking"<br />
And when I said "no"---the next reply was "Fucking old pervert" and I was disconnected.<br />
Not to be deterred by one stranger, I clicked in again and away we went<br />
Stranger " m or f ?"<br />
I thought--ha, I've got this now so I replied with "M"<br />
Stranger "age"<br />
Ok, that's easy so "63"<br />
And I was disconnected again<br />
Alright---lets try this again and I clicked in.<br />
Stranger "Horny?"<br />
Me "Why would you ask ?"<br />
Stranger "kik"<br />
Me "Sorry, I don't understand kik"<br />
Stranger "Its a phone Ap"<br />
Me "But I'm not on the phone"----and I was disconnected again<br />
I thought that I would try one last time and give it a rest----maybe try another time of the day.<br />
So I clicked in again<br />
Stranger "Hello"<br />
Me "Hello, how are you"<br />
Stranger"I'm good but it's HRU"<br />
Me "Hey, thanks for that, I'm 63 and new here"<br />
Stranger "RU really 63"<br />
Me "Of course, is there something wrong with that"<br />
Stranger "RU an old pervert"<br />
Me "No, I'm just trying a chat room to talk to people"<br />
<br />
And that's when a lovely 15yo girl from Canada explained the facts of life to me.<br />
Omegle and most other chat rooms are used by under 25s to sex chat to each other and get Skype and KIK contacts. Kik is a phone Ap where you can chat and video chat. "But why wouldn't you just chat here"---well, you find someone you might like then you Skype or Kik them-----"Ok, I guess that's ok, but why not just talk here"----well in chat rooms you are always a stranger and cant find each other again, but with Skype and Kik, you can keep in touch over and over------<br />
And most of the Skpe and Kik chats involve exposing your body to each other and performing sexual acts.<br />
<br />
So I asked this lovely 15yo if she thought that she might be a bit young to be doing that----she surprised me by telling me that most of the strangers she found were between 13 and 18-----with the occasional up to 25yo and a few old perverts.<br />
Oh, and she told me that the video chat section of that room was mostly guys masturbating on camera.<br />
<br />
I guess chat rooms aren't for meClydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-82004054646300110492012-05-30T23:53:00.001+09:302012-05-30T23:59:59.513+09:30ADDITIONAL INFORMATIONReally, I never thought that I would still be here any more than 12 months.
I only started writing here to meet girls----ha ha ha, and that hasn't worked
Actually I realised that I had an opinion on a lot of subjects, so I thought that I would just let it out.
But I never thought that I would go back and copy and paste and post until now.
And the only reason that I am, is that I now have additional information.
It seems as though publishing this information without re-posting the first bit, would only leave the reader with half the story----and I have never been one to leave you with half the information
It might be important to your life.
So ok, here is the cut and paste
Now a bit of information for the ladies.
Google Lecithin
You will find claims that it assists in the ---
Relief of Arthritis
Fat Metabolism
Fat Transportation in the body
Improvement of memory
And maintaining the health of hair and skin.
What you need to know now is that semen is more than 80% Lecethin
Ok, now you have that bit of potentially life changing info---here is the new bit.
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If they keep testing this stuff, I'm sure it will be the worlds first cure-all.
Warning : Before taking this product, please check with your doctor, or at least wear a condonClydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-20071865453811327982012-04-20T23:54:00.000+09:302012-04-20T23:59:11.252+09:30YOUNG LOVEAutumn has been very mild so far ---indeed we have had a week of quite warm temperatures.<br />
I walked my dog on the beach early this morning but the evening was so nice that I decided on another outing.<br />
I am careful when I walk my dog that she does not interfere with others enjoying the facilities.<br />
I didnt want her to get wet tonight and she will always swim if I go onto the beach----so my aim was for a walking track at the top of the beach.<br />
We walked down to the beach area and walking along the roadway footpath, I noticed a couple of people walking hand in hand along the lower down walking track.<br />
I thought that if I waited a while up on the top path, they would walk on and I would be clear to let the pooch run.<br />
We were basically behind a tree when the young couple approached on the lower track. Obviously they didnt see me because they stopped at a bench seat at the lower track and started to kiss and fondle each other.<br />
I was about to walk on when they stood and one bent over the seat and lowered shorts and the other showed the silhouette of his manhood as he mounted up from behind. <br />
There was a little moaning, grunting, huffing and puffing and the romantic deed was done----a little oral cleanup was performed and clothes were re-adjusted and they turned to walk off.---but they headed back to where they had come from.<br />
I walked on and headed to the ramp leading down to the lower track, thinking of my younger days and chuckling to myself and oblivious to my surroundings when I realised that they were heading up the ramp that I was walking down.<br />
Determined not to smile, I kept my head down but heard one say "Hi, nice night"----I looked up saying "Yes it is" to be greeted by the faces of two young boys, no more than 14 or 15.<br />
I just smiled and walked on to let the pooch loose for a run.<br />
<br />
Who am I to judge young love.<br />
Hmm, I guess at that age you dont have a car backseatClydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-67058459141032420242012-04-02T23:35:00.002+09:302012-04-03T13:02:08.320+09:30IGNORANCE AND ARROGANCEI have long been aware of the influence wielded by all forms of media in so many arenas of debate.<br />
There is little doubt about the power of the press when it comes to the political arena but most of their power is attained by the ignorance of their audience.<br />
Now I'm not throwing stones here but far too many people are prepared to accept the written or broadcast word as accurate, educated and truthful.----maybe that is because it is easier to accept these stories than do your own research.<br />
Of course it is not hard to recognise the internet as the greatest source of information but must it also be said to be the greatest source of misinformation---crap---lies.<br />
<br />
But a lot of power is wieled by large organisations who chose to desiminate their own versions of the truth through their own opinionated channels---no more powerful, organised and opinionated than the large religious orders.<br />
<br />
Currently the debate on same sex marriages is a very live issue in the federal parliament of Australia. <br />
Luckily the party holding power at the moment has said that they will not have a unified party policy and that all of their members will have a conscience vote---they can make up their own mind.<br />
Unfortunately the political opposition party has said that their members will follow the party line and they will vote against any legislation to allow the lawful union of any loving same sex couples.<br />
But I am sure that when this debate gets to the floor of the parliament that some opposition members will see the humanity in this argument and cross the floor to vote with the government but convesely there will be government members who in all good conscience, cannot vote fo the legislation.<br />
Logically this will lead to a very close vote and that is how it should be---oh, except for the constraints placed on the entire opposition party.<br />
<br />
But enter the arrogance of the external powers.<br />
<br />
The Catholic Church has started a national campaign to convince its millions of parishioners to speak out against gay marriage. There are more than five million Catholics in Australia and the hierachy is not just preaching their spitefully arrogant rhetoric from the pulpit but are sending out hundreds of thousands of letters asking parishioners to take a stand against this abomination.<br />
Their stance revolves around the sexual difference between men and women and the "potential for new life". and the letter says "Without this there would be no human beings and no future."<br />
<br />
How ill informed and ignorant is this stance.<br />
The legislation before parliament is to allow same sex marriage, not to make it compulsary.<br />
Even if ten marriages in one hundred are same sex, there is no guarantee that the other ninety will be producing any offspring or even want to.<br />
And the percentage of same sex partneships who are producing children or adopting children into a loving environment seem to dispell any fears of the human race disappearing.<br />
And on percentages, how many of these same sex couples are Catholic.<br />
Is the Catholic Church only against gay Catholics having a legally recognised union.<br />
Or does the Catholic Church think that there are no gays in their congregations---even denying the existance of the bum fucking priests who are spreading their word.<br />
How does a religion that does not allow their officials to marry and have a fulfilling hetrosexual relationship have any credence with their opinions on relationships.<br />
<br />
I have written before of my disgust with the spreading scaremongering leveled at the Muslim faith by so many uninformed venues or venues with an opposing or scurrilous agenda.-----maybe we should be looking at the Catholic Church.<br />
No wonder the congregations of some of the newly formed religions are littered with many who were raised under the oppression of catholicism.<br />
<br />
So much has been written about the spread of other faiths and the dangers of them gaining a foothold in our communities. Maybe the community needs to look at the edicts of the established faiths---how dangerous are they.<br />
Maybe they should stick to preaching religion and peace and goodwill.<br />
<br />
Maybe this is something we should all have a conscience vote on---but vote with your heart.Clydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-27622638626975555112012-03-27T23:58:00.002+10:302012-03-28T11:51:56.461+10:30DEJA VU x2Ok, it's been a long time since I've been here---I've tried to write but there was nothing of any significance in me.<br />
<br />
38 years ago I was introduced to a trotting trainer.<br />
I had an interest in trotting and a great love for horses but knew very little about the complexities of balancing a horse to find its speed and comfort.---they have to be comfotable in their gear to perform at their best.<br />
The greatest thing about old Jim was he was a horseman---a man with love, understanding and respect for his charges.<br />
Over many years he taught me a great deal about horses but often said that I taught him as much. He was traditional in his ways but said that I thought differently without the constraints of kinowledge---he said I had a good eye and could see little problems that no one else saw.<br />
We used to talk for hours while we cleaned harness every Sunday---talked about horses and he loved to talk about "the" war.<br />
He had fought in WW11 and had a badly injured shoulder and arm---but he improvised and there wasn't much he couldn't do.<br />
The first thing Jim taught me was that if you didn't have a horses feet right, you would never get it striding out to it's full capacity.<br />
We spent nearly six months working on my first horse but no matter what we did, we could not get her stride out at full speed without her galloping.<br />
We knew she had the talent but just couldn't get her to show it----but watching her work one day I noticed what she did just before she galloped---and I noticed that she paced like a horse with no knees---everything with her front legs at speed was stiff legged and it was only the stride before she galloped that she bent her knees and almost stumbled.<br />
I got old Jim to send her around again at her best speed and I could see how it all worked.<br />
I got a friend of mine to weld a shaped plate to the front of a pair of front shoes that virtually extended the toe of her hoof by about an inch and then weld the same length to the back of her hind shoes---I knew if I changed her stride in front, I needed to equal it behind.<br />
Neither old Jim or his blacksmith could believe what I wanted to try but as nothing else had worked they went along with "this mad man" and tacked the shoes on for a tryout.<br />
<br />
Now I cant say that it was perfect but she paced better and she did not gallop.<br />
After giving her 2 months off to grow natural longer toes and a few trial and error adjustments, she went to the races.<br />
There is no fairytale ending to her story---she never won a race but she did start 52 times and earned place money 36 times.<br />
<br />
I only ever had one fight with old Jim. I took a girlfriend to the stables one day ----I could see that Jim was uncomfortable around her.<br />
The next time I saw him he told me to never bring her back to the stables again---when I ask why, he told me that she had told him that she was half Japanese and that he had fought the Japanes during the war and lost two of his brothers to Japanese conflicts.<br />
It would have been easy to walk away or make a choice---I understood his point of view but I couldn't lose either of them.<br />
I said to him that no one had the right to blame children for the sins of their fathers and before he could answer---I said, "Yes, she is half Japanese---do you know what the other half was"---her father was an Australian Army officer based in Japan with the occupational peace keeping forces and met and married her mother there.<br />
He apologised and welcomed her on many visits.<br />
<br />
OK---Deja vu<br />
<br />
A horse trainer friend of mine has been sick for the past three months---in and out of hospital.<br />
His wife asked me if I could help out with his horses--he only had two left and owned both of them.<br />
I went to see him in hospital to tell him that I would keep his horses going for him til he was back on his feet----he is the greatest knowall and of course was very reluctant to accept my help but told me how everything should be done---he did warn me that him mare was mad and was likely to kick me out of the cart or throw herself down on the track----oh, I love a challenge.<br />
I'll admit that she was a diva but responded very quickly to kindness---and after only two weeks, we were getting on quite well.<br />
Yes, she had some unusal brain fades at the track and gave me a few concerns but with no yelling, no screaming and no whip, she started to move along quite nicely.<br />
She was 3/4 fit when I started with her and I was finding a ton of speed but she kept rolling out of her gear and galloping at her top speed.<br />
I got a friend of mine to drive her so that I could see what she was doing wrong and there it was, 37 years later and the same problem.<br />
Now, I wasn't supposed to change her feet or her gear and if I had told him, it would have been rejected without thought, so I just did it.<br />
It took 6 weeks of foot growth and a lot of arguments with his blacksmith, but she was flying and was very solid in her gear.<br />
My mate was still in hospital but I wanted to give her a run in a full race trial----he was being allowed out for a few days so I organised for him to see her trial. He had only met my girlfriend twice before but was very happy that she picked him up and brought him to the track--she had even arranged that she could park the car on the mound overlooking the track so that he didn't have to get out or walk.<br />
He wasn't impressed with the trial driver I had selected but was over the moon when she charged down the outside to win the trial running away in very smart time.<br />
<br />
By the time I had cooled the mare off and drove her back to his stables, my girlfriend was outside and obviously upset----she didn't want to talk about it but I convinced her that whatever it was, I would support her---that I knew this guy well and that he could be a strange, argumentative bigoted man.<br />
Before she could tell me he yelled from the backdoor of the house to get the Muslim bitch off his property.<br />
Yes, my girlfriend is Muslim<br />
It was all very easy for me----I took the shoes off the horse, trimmed her feet back to what they were before I started work on her, tacked his origonal shoes back on, fed the horses, went up to the house, told him what an arrogant bigoted arsehole he was and left.<br />
My girlfriend was understandedly upset but happy with my stance---she was even happier when we went to the race trails last week and saw the mare gallop during the trial and finish tailed off last.<br />
<br />
He phoned me yesterday and wanted to know the measurements for her feet.<br />
I took great delight in telling that those measurements were all my work and he would never benefit from my work again.<br />
<br />
I could understand Jim, but he was wrong, but this guy is just an ill-informed bigot.<br />
Ignorance is never an excuse.Clydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-12297906947726536552011-12-31T23:32:00.000+10:302011-12-31T23:32:51.581+10:30ALONE AGAINWell here it is, New Years Eve and I'm alone again.<br />
<br />
Not really alone, rather I chose to be at home with my dog.<br />
There is always fireworks on New Years Eve and dogs just dont like them.<br />
<br />
But I have this strange dog who will sit on my feet and quiver during thunder or fireworks but if I take her outside where she can see the lightening or the sky lit by fireworks, she is quite content.<br />
<br />
So we have a bottle of champagne, one glass and a dogs lead at the ready and we will be off to the beach to see the new year in.<br />
<br />
Maybe it will be a lucky night<br />
A couple of years ago half my champagne was consumed by teenage skinny dipping girls, running from the water to drink.<br />
My dog didnt mind---she went swimming with them---and of course, I didn't object to the sight of naked young girls.<br />
<br />
I doubt that will ever happen again, but I can dream.<br />
<br />
Happy New Year to you all----I wish you all well and hope that this next year will bring you health, joy, contentment, and love.<br />
If you wanted wealth, good luck with that---somehow, I think we have to work for it.<br />
<br />
If you have love, you are wealthy beyond all dreams<br />
<br />
See you on the other side<br />
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Party like there is no tomorrow---it will get here---see you on the other side<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TAEQ4bOLqNY/Tv8GmTvZVQI/AAAAAAAAAOk/wDLi0fdyymQ/s1600/009.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="240" width="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TAEQ4bOLqNY/Tv8GmTvZVQI/AAAAAAAAAOk/wDLi0fdyymQ/s320/009.JPG" /></a></div>Clydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-76145855650598756562011-12-07T23:53:00.000+10:302011-12-07T23:53:43.532+10:30BELIEFS<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sMh_zXOzGjU/Tt9f_w5omnI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/-5NeB29kwY0/s1600/IMG.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="202" width="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sMh_zXOzGjU/Tt9f_w5omnI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/-5NeB29kwY0/s320/IMG.jpg" /></a></div><br />
Yes, it is me and my older brother and I did believe in Santa Claus<br />
<br />
I'm not sure when I stopped believing or why I stopped.<br />
Was it that I already knew but it was easier to get things from my parents if I asked Santa.<br />
I do remember getting into trouble with a neighbour when I told one of their younger children that there was no Santa.<br />
<br />
Are our beliefs only there to comfort us and when they dont work to our advantage, then we change.<br />
<br />
I went to Presbyterian Sunday School and had a belief in a God and maybe a Jesus---I really dont recall.<br />
<br />
I'm not sure if I had a second comming of belief in my teen years when I went to church youth meetings or if it was just that I just liked a few of the girls there---ok, one girl---hello Julie Pender<br />
<br />
A Monsignor of the Catholic Church told me one day, that he thought that a lot of people who went to a "House of God" every sunday, only went to be seen by others and a lot who stayed at home had God in their heart and their house..<br />
Do those who go, think that they are in the fast lane to something good ?<br />
<br />
I had some sort of belief in a God until my brother died.<br />
If there was a God, why would he let such a good man suffer and why would he let him die so early.<br />
Why would such a God let bad things happen to children.<br />
<br />
So I say that I dont believe---but every now and again, I yell at him on the beach and want answers to some questions----but he never answers.<br />
<br />
Dont get me wrong. If you have a belief and that belief gives you some joy, I am happy for you.<br />
<br />
It's funny that Chistians and Muslims believe in the same God, but they take their teachings from two diferent books written by men---and because those men had opposing views, then there is two opposing religions----and funny, it is a belief in the writings of men that make two groups have an opposing view on the same piece of history---<br />
Hey guys, I might be right but I respect your right to believe.<br />
<br />
If you believe in Santa, may he bring you everything you may wish for.<br />
If you believe in God, may he answer your prayers<br />
<br />
But no matter what you believe, may we all have peace, may you all have happiness, but most of all, may you be tolerant of the needs and beliefs of othersClydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-62206995834260455102011-11-18T20:24:00.000+10:302011-11-18T20:24:14.085+10:30PLANNED TO BE LUCKYI really dont know why things clicked early in my life, but I had this idea that I needed long term plans and goals.<br />
They all seemed easier and cheaper to achieve if there was plenty of time allowed.<br />
<br />
At the age of 17, I chose to invest in superanuation for my retirement and I made a decision to invest in a pension scheme, rather than a lump sum payout scheme. Somehow I worked out that the large lump sum at 17 wouldn't look that large when I reached 60, but if I was paid a fortnightly sum based on a percentage of my retiring salary, then I might be getting value at current day levels.<br />
<br />
When my marriage ended, my ex-wife made sure that there was not a lot left for me in divorce property settlement. There was just enough for a deposit on a new house, but I chose to invest that in blue chip shares with dividend reinvest options and took to working four nights a week and weekends, beside my five day a week job.<br />
Two years later I bought a house with a lot bigger deposit and still had my investment<br />
<br />
My brother died young and I got a sum of money from his estate. I could have paid it off my house mortgage but chose to invest in another blue chip, reinvest dividend scheme that I was warned against by a financial planner.<br />
<br />
Nine years ago, I built a new house. For me, it could have been a lot smaller, but I couldn't help but look at resale value and the off chance of a partner with a family.<br />
<br />
Two years ago, I paid my house off and at the age of 60, my superanuation scheme matured and having saved my long service leave entitlements, I could retire from work with a substantial payout for that leave and claim my superanuation pension.<br />
<br />
I laughed when I found out that my fortnightly pension with a retirement taxation bracket and no longer contributing to my superanuation scheme, wopuld actually be more than my final working day salary.<br />
<br />
I am lucky. Not having to cash my investments actually means that because of the world wide financial crisis, I am accumulating more shares at a lesser price from my dividends and I have no doubt that they will regain their value.<br />
<br />
I wanted to be in Scotland by now, to visit my mothers birth place and there is a couple of people there who I would like to meet---and of course, Ireland---there is a guy there I want to meet.<br />
But if I wait two and a half years, I will be at official retiring age and get a government pension and a few worthwhile perks.---And I can cash one of those investments and make it a big trip.<br />
<br />
So looking ahead and planning a few things, can make you lucky<br />
<br />
And comming here occasionally, I am lucky to meet some very nice peopleClydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-84812426266791602312011-10-16T22:11:00.000+10:302011-10-16T22:11:51.135+10:30MY JOB ATE MY LIFEAll through my life I have never been one to have a big circle of friends.<br />
<br />
At school it was always one or two friends, but a lot of school friendships.<br />
From the age of 7, I was always friends with one guy<br />
We went through different sporting careers, ran with different groups but we always came back together as that friend that you can always depend on.<br />
<br />
He joined the airforce and was posted to interstate and overseas bases, but we always kept in touch<br />
I went on with life with friends from sport and from work and I had another life with my horses and made friends there, but in the end, they seemed to move on when things changed.<br />
I still see a lot of them but they are more acquaintances than friends.<br />
<br />
I got married and moved to another area---all of our friends seemed to be my wifes's family or friends of their family.<br />
For six years I did not see my school mate because of an argument between wives.<br />
I worked two jobs to buy a house and make things more comfortable in my married life.<br />
<br />
My marriage ended and so did all of the friendships from that time but luckily my old school friend was there for me----<br />
I lost my house and most of my money in a fairly bitter divorce---bitter I suppose because she wanted everything including my dog and didn't care what she did or said to get it<br />
The only thing that was never mentioned was my retirement insurance (superanuation)----so I never mentioned it and gave her the rest.<br />
<br />
My life was turned on it's head so I turned to work to try to re-establish myself and unfortunately got lost in working.<br />
I worked all of the overtime that I could get and worked nights and weekends to get myself back on top.<br />
<br />
I made it---I bought a house, I bought a new car and had my finances back in very good order.<br />
The only thing I forgot to do was to socialiize with people from work or make time to find and establish friendships.<br />
Yes, I made a lot of work friends, but they were work friends---friends at work and the occasional work function<br />
<br />
My school friend was still there and once out of the airforce, ended up working with me----we drove home every night together.<br />
A strange, lonely married girl came into my life and we became very good friends---she lived close to me and our regular friday night involved a few hours at a local bar with her and my best mate.<br />
<br />
My school friend, my best mate, always wanted to move to one of our warmer northern states, but for years we talked about retiring together, playing very bad golf and travelling together---his wife was happy with that because Europe did not interest her and she was happy to get him out of the house occasionally.<br />
But two years before retirement, he bought a block of land in one of those warmer states and ended up retiring a year before me and moving to his new home.<br />
The friday night drinks stopped when the strange girl left her husband and moved away.<br />
<br />
I didn't really notice til I retired that working those long hours had left me with no social life and only work mates---and of course, my work mates are still at work.<br />
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Yes, I holiday in the northern state with my friend and I often talk to the strange girl, but I realise now that they are my only real friends in life.<br />
<br />
Yes, it is a good feeling to own your own home and to have enough money to live on, but it would be a lot more enjoyable with friends.<br />
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Dont forget every aspect of your life---money isn't everythingClydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-5984124799730621962011-09-14T23:46:00.000+09:302011-09-14T23:46:25.107+09:30USEFUL INFORMATIONQ:�Where can men over the age<br />
of 60 find younger, sexy<br />
women who are interested<br />
in them?<br />
A:�Try a bookstore under fiction.<br />
<br />
Q:�What can a man do while his<br />
wife is going through<br />
menopause?<br />
A:�Keep busy. If you're handy with<br />
tools, you can finish the basement.<br />
When you're done you'll have a<br />
place to live.<br />
<br />
Q:�Someone has told me that<br />
menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true?<br />
<br />
<br />
A:�Yes. Matthew 14:92:<br />
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass<br />
all the way to Egypt."<br />
<br />
Q:�How can you increase the<br />
heart rate of your 60-plus<br />
year old husband?<br />
A:�Tell him you're pregnant..<br />
<br />
Q:�How can you avoid that<br />
terrible curse of the elderly<br />
wrinkles?<br />
A:�Take off your glasses.<br />
<br />
Q:�Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?<br />
A:�Go braless. It will usually pull them out.<br />
<br />
Q:�Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?<br />
A:�Valets don't forget where they park your car.<br />
<br />
Q:�Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?<br />
A:�Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.<br />
<br />
Q:�As people age, do they sleep more soundly?<br />
A:�Yes, but usually in the afternoon.<br />
<br />
Q:�Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?<br />
A:�On their foreheads.Clydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-82730704117304035372011-09-11T23:24:00.000+09:302011-09-11T23:24:36.988+09:30BE PREPAREDThere are so many things in our lives that we have to prepare for.<br />
<br />
We start preparing from very early in life----that big preparation to leave your mothers side and go to school----the preparation (study) for exams at school---that preparation of taking the right courses at school to be ready for that chosen profession.<br />
<br />
There is nothing more certain in life than death and taxes.<br />
No matter what we do, we will pay some Government levy---hey, they find some way of getting it out of you.<br />
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But do we prepare well enough for the biggest certainty in live.<br />
<br />
Ok, you're going to tell be that you have a will, but is it up to date and is it good enough to ensure that your intended beneficiaries actually get the desired benefit with the least fuss and cost.<br />
Does your will have a flow on clause on the off chance that a beneficiary actually dies before you.<br />
<br />
The fact is in most of the western world, if you die without a will, your estate will go to your nearest living relative.<br />
My brother died without a will, so his estate should have gone to my parents. The problem with that was that they were on means tested government pensions which would have been reduced by a percentage because of their new found funds.<br />
Luckily I could get them to sign away their entitlement to my favour and I could siphon the funds to them as they required anything. But that took some time and me engaging the services of an estate paralegal---luckily I was friends with the Registrar of Probates for my State and did not need a solicitor for my advice.<br />
Because of the experience, I queried that my parents had good binding will and discovered that like a lot of people from their era, they had will made with a trustee company. I other words, these companies administer the estate of deceased and take a percentage fee for doing so---<br />
In my parents case they had what is called reciprocal wills---each left their estate to the other except if their partner predeceased them, then it went equally divided to their surviving children.<br />
That's fine and simple except my mother would have incurred a debt when my father died to pay the trustees percentage fees and I would have a similar debt when my mother died.<br />
It is cheap to do a will with a trustee company but not so cheap on the beneficiaries----and unfortunately they are black and white---so if you have 5 benificiaries to receive equal value and you have not stipulated any other divisions, then all of your estate must be sold and divided equally----so no one gets granny's ring or the piano from the parlor unless they buy it back from the estate public auction.<br />
<br />
The first thing I did after my divorce was finalised was to make a will----because it doesn't matter that you are divorced, you ex spouse can claim to be your nearest living relative and claim your estate.<br />
<br />
Look, I'm not going to tell you that will kits are dangerous---hell, they are better than nothing and most of us have someone who we can trust to administer the terms of the will and not try to rip everyone off.<br />
But if you dont want the fights to happen and the whys to be asked and debated, get an estate lawyer to draw up your will and for a fairly modest fee, get them to administer it for you----and for god sake, tell your spouse/family/friends where they will find your will.<br />
<br />
Oh, and funeral insurance is not worth having---the premiums will increase as you get older to a point where it becomes unaffordable and it is not a savings bond---dont pay a weekly/monthly premium and it is void---<br />
If you want to purchase a prepaid funeral, do it through a reputable funeral director and it will be a dividend earning bond there for a fully paid funeral.<br />
If you have your will in the hands of an efficient solicitor, your family wont have to worry about funeral costs because your solicitor can negotiate that the costs are an equal division for your estate.<br />
<br />
Hey, morbid, maybe, but a guarantee that one day your beneficiaries will collect.<br />
<br />
Mine---well ok, I'm single and have no children---so the 1st beneficiary is my dog with her own money and I already have someone who will take her with or without her inheritance, then the rest has percentage divisions between friends and a friend's children.<br />
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So make sure that you are ready----it doesn't take too much planning<br />
<br />
Oh, one of you is in my willClydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-10412233960115474932011-09-10T23:10:00.000+09:302011-09-10T23:10:59.765+09:30765765<br />
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Amazing, I could not believe it, but there they were, 765 of them<br />
<br />
I have been trying to get my account to operate properly for some time now.<br />
I have been unable to comment on some of my favourite blogs and at times, even reply to comments on my own blog, so I have been tinkering around trying to come up with a solution.<br />
<br />
Maybe close down and restart, but why should I-----so yesterday I thought that I would go through by blog from the very start<br />
Hey, I even enjoyed reading a few comments til I came to one post that had 277 comments-----277, never had more than 50 comments ever, so I checked them.<br />
There over a period of time in foreign languages, mainly Asian and Arabic were inane remarks with links to other sites.<br />
I started to delete them singularly at the post comment site but it would have taken forever, so I resorted to the comment section of my dashboard and found 765 of these comment posts littered through three years of posts.<br />
<br />
I dont know if any of this will help my situation but I cant help but wonder why people take the time to come to a public forum and litter it with absolute rubbish----and maybe infect the forum<br />
<br />
I have removed all 765 posts and please dont worry that I might infect you---I have disinfected my keyboard and I am wearing rubber gloves to typeClydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-82573266008334339972011-09-01T22:41:00.000+09:302011-09-01T22:41:03.699+09:30SIGN OF THE TIMESThere is no doubt that technology has taken over this world but has it come just a little bit too far.<br />
<br />
For those of us who were a little bit shy and extremely inexperienced with those of the female gender, it was a daunting experience to actually ask out that girl who you fancied.<br />
<br />
There wasn't the thought of first base or second base, it was more the hope that she might actually go out with you-----<br />
Of course you could phone her but her mother or father normally answerred the phone and put you through the inquisition before you could talk to her and then if she said yes, you had to pick her up at her parents door and suffer the glares of her parents and little brother.<br />
<br />
Of course you could approach her face to face but she was usually surrounded by her girlfriends and a knock back was usually amplified by the number of her girlfriends and of course you couldn't ask them out because they knew that they weren't your first choice.<br />
<br />
But then technology made it so easy----every girl has her own phone----and you don't even have to talk to her, you just send a text message and see if she replies----the embarrassment factor has gone.<br />
<br />
How easy has technology made things for young guys----well even easier when it is now appropriate for a girl to ask a guy out.<br />
<br />
But now here it is----you dont phone, you dont send a text message, you sent a photo of your genitals to a girl and if she reciprocates you are at second base before reaching her front door.<br />
And if she doesn't and shows the photo to her friends, you might receive a reply from one of them.<br />
Or you end up with your bits on a facebook page.<br />
<br />
Whatever you think, sexting is the new big thing of the world.<br />
Personally, I have never given it a try----some might say at my age that it is just as well.<br />
<br />
But I must say that I am not adverse to receiving and mail---oh, except from the guys---no non no Clydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-62240602819125883602011-08-29T23:06:00.000+09:302011-08-29T23:06:06.755+09:30BAD BLOODHealth wise, I have lived a pretty charmed life, especially for a guy who still smokes far too many cigarettes.<br />
<br />
Unlike most guys that I know, I made a decission some years ago, that it was a good idea to actually go to a doctor whenever I was suffering from unexplained symptoms.<br />
Actually I have always been moderately careful since having a malignant growth cut from my arm at the age of 12------but a lot more alert since my brother died of cancer at the age of 44.<br />
<br />
So since that time I have a full check up every year and every three years I let some surgeon take a magical mystery tour through my colon----my father had two bouts of colon cancer and my brother died of secondary cancers to an advanced colon cancer.<br />
<br />
Last week I made my appointment with my local doctor to have my check up. He was quite amazed with his initial findings from an aging smokers body but of course was obliged to give me the mandatory anti smoking lecture----I didn't have the heart to tell him that I smoked twice as much as I was prepared to declare to him. He then passed me over to a pathology nurse to take sufficiet blood to do a myriad of tests.<br />
<br />
Now this lady was not young and I'm guessing that she had a fair bit of experience in her field, but she had great difficulty in extacting blood from me---said it was my fault---I should drink more fluids and doctors should tell fasting patients to drink plenty of water before presenting to have blood taken---she tried both arms at the inner elbow and my right wrist but extracted a minimal amount---she told me how good she was and divided the sample into three and said that it would be sufficient.<br />
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Two days later I received a phone call advising me to come and see my doctor as soon as possible---the caller was the nurse at the doctor's practice so I asked if my blood results were that bad----she said that they weren't good, so I asked her to get another pathology form from the doctor so that I could get more blood tested at another pathology firm---I told her of my experience with the pathology nurse and how small the samples would have been-----she told me to come in straight away and she would take the blood for testing.<br />
She was shocked to see the bruising in both elbows and my right wrist but miraculously extracted plenty of blood for all of the tests to be done.<br />
She called me two days later and asked that I come and see the doctor, but at my leasure.<br />
<br />
The doctor was amazed at the two tests----said he was very worried at my acidic levels in the first test and how fast my blood had coagulated during testing----but the second test showed everything was fine except my colesterol levels----funny about that Doc, but I have an underactive thyroid and take medication for it---he looked at my records and smiled.<br />
You see, if you have an underactive thyroid, no matter if you are on medication, your colesterol levels are elevated naturally.<br />
<br />
The doctor did tell me that if he was guided by my initial blood test, he would think he was working on a man with kidney and liver failure and that my life expectancy was minimal---<br />
Lucky I had that second test<br />
<br />
There is nothing like a second opinion Clydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-79819795446693637602011-08-19T00:20:00.001+09:302011-08-19T00:23:41.416+09:30SIGN OF THE TIMESPolitical correctness has changed advertising and publications over the years, but sometimes I do wonder if it is for the better.<br />
<br />
Sure, I dont think that household appliances should be advertised as something for the "little woman" or that cigarettes should be advertised as cool but I do worry about some things that are now agressively advertised that never saw the light of day in the past.<br />
<br />
Not so much for the product or the indended audience, but for the children who see these adverts and for their parents who have to answer the child's questions.<br />
<br />
How do you explain the uses and needs for condoms to a 9 year old and what do you say to your son about tampons and pads with wings----<br />
<br />
Maybe that is not so bad in todays liberal community and I dont believe in lying to children---but OK, try to explain pads for urinary incontinence or what prostate problems are..<br />
<br />
Advertising is a great way to get information to people---and can be very comforting to some people who have been suffering in silence, thinking that they have an unusual problem, but in the hands of children can be very confusing.<br />
<br />
Did you know that untreated premature ejaculation can lead to impotence ?<br />
Well, to a young guy just starting the adventure of his life, this is a very scary inaccurate statement, but important information for someone later in life.<br />
<br />
That is the problem with a lot of advertising today----it is accurate in the right circumstance but can cause unwarranted fear to others who are in another circumstance.<br />
<br />
The question to women of "Do you have trouble reaching orgasm?" can have a medical remedy if you are sexually active mature woman--but if you are 16 it is more likely that your boyfriend only last 25 seconds and isn't worried about you.<br />
<br />
So its fine to advertise everything, but know that your message is reaching an audience with more questions than you are answerring---and that you are leaving some very uncomfortable parents to answer some of those questions.<br />
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Oh, and it used to be that young boys would hide a magazine that they got from some neighbour or friend---it could usually be found under the matress in their bedroom or they would smuggle it into the toilet for some one on one time----but kids today have it so much easier---they just covet the ladies underwear section from the variety chain store.<br />
Ok, the girls probably take the mens underwear section.<br />
<br />
At least we are not teaching kids that owner operator action will send you blind----well, I haven't seen that advert yet Clydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-18220693907522496492011-07-29T22:15:00.000+09:302011-07-29T22:15:33.043+09:30COMFORT ZONESAll through our lives we find situations that allow us to feel comfortable and at peace with the world.<br />
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Sometimes it is as simple as a place that we like to visit that we either enjoy or feel at peace by just being there----it can be that place we like to escape to when other things in our life seem to be in a state of turmoil.<br />
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If you have had a good relationship with your parents, just visiting them or being in the "safety" of their home can make the worries of the world just disappear.<br />
Of course, your parents visiting you in your home and staying for some time can have another result.<br />
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And your home can be your comfort zone<br />
Especially if after turmoil living with others, you live alone and have your own routines.<br />
Sure, at times it can be lonely, but the advantages of being able to do what you want, when you what and even with whoever you want seem to out weigh everything else.<br />
<br />
Either you haven't been here before or you are blind Freddie to not know that I get a lot of comfort from walking on the beach with my dog.<br />
Our walks are always relaxing and even though we are usually alone, we are always in great company-----funny how you see more or hear more and appreciate your surroundings more when you are just strolling though life.<br />
<br />
Barring a few short relationships, I have lived alone for quite some time. <br />
I am comfortable living alone<br />
I eat what and when I want---I sleep what ever hours I want---I watch whatever television I want----I surf the net and visit whatever sites I want----I walk the house dressed or undressed as I want----I am comfortable in my life and in my house.<br />
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A couple of years ago, a girl came to work in my office on a casual basis--although very bright and pleasant, she had a sadness about her which seemed to be tearing her apart.<br />
Being single and attractive, she soon became the target of mostly unwanted attention and enquiries. She seemed to be more comfortable in my company and confided a little of her past history.<br />
She had spent some years in the Navy as a university educated officer but had been subjected to some fairly nasty inuendo because of her gender (nothing like the old boys clubs in the armed forces) and although not discharged, her active service had been suspended on medical grounds.<br />
She had been married and had a child and lost custody of her little girl to her ex husband because of her "navy lifestyle" and those "medical grounds"<br />
She was trying to get her life back together, but was struggling with finances and sharing accomodation with a guy who was not supportive and was basically getting her to spend as she earned.<br />
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Although I am very comfortable living alone, I do have a fairly large house with two bathrooms, and I couldn't help but offer her free accomodation to help her get back on her feet.<br />
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It took less than a two for things to start going wrong.<br />
Her casual contract in my office expired and her temp agency couldn't find her another contract.<br />
She wouldn't register for unemployment benefits ----she approached the Navy to try to activate her service but they refused on medical grounds---I queried that she should be receiving some sort of invalid pension from the Navy and approached a friend of mine who was the Judge Advocate General for this State who confirmed her entitlement---but she would not apply.<br />
For two months she stayed in my house, smoked my cigarettes, ate my food, used my car and did nothing to earn her keep---no cooking, no cleaning, very little conversation and would hibernate in her bedroom from about an hour after I got home, til I left in the morning.<br />
She made me feel very uncomfortable in my own house.<br />
She didn't want to come with me when I walked my dog, or anywhere I suggested that we went at night, but was critical that I was just like everyone else, leaving her alone all of the time.<br />
Luckily, she had some contact from her father in another State and decided that she should pack up and go "home" for a while----<br />
Funny that she had no money for food or her own cigarettes but found enough for an airfare home----but at the airport, her baggage was 32 kilograms over weight and with "no money", the options were that I took the excess home and frieghted it to her or I paid the $200 excess and was rid of her----there went $200, which she said that she would send me.<br />
But I had my house back and I was comfortable again----oh, and I never heard from her again and never saw that $200 again.<br />
<br />
I have just dropped a friend of mine at her cousins house---she will be there for the weekend and with other friends for a few days before going back to her home state-----<br />
She has just left her husband and stayed with me for 10 days----she has her problems, not the least being that she has MS.<br />
From day one she was critical of my lifestyle and asked that I not smoke in front of her---on our first trip to the supermarket she got me to buy plug-in room deodorisers.<br />
Because of her MS, she could not walk very fast or very far but she insisted on comming on my daily walk to the beach and was critical if I left her to go further with my dog.<br />
She lived her disease and wanted to visit other people with the same affliction but didn't want me to meet them because her husband might find out that she was staying with me.<br />
I cooked for her, I washed for her and I cleaned for her----she couldn't wash dishes because I should have a dishwasher, like she does.<br />
My heater was running from morning to night, lights were on during the day because she doesn't like to wear her glasses----she would comment that she could still smell me smoking outside.<br />
I fealt very uncomfortable in my own house.<br />
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We have our comfort zones and have to be careful of inviting others in.<br />
Maybe I am too set in my ways, yet most of my friends find me very tolerant and adaptable.<br />
Or maybe I have that sign on me "Use as you wish and treat how you like"<br />
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I may be a bit more reluctant the future----<br />
But, ok, I know you---you are ok---you can come and stay.<br />
Thank god I can fart again nowClydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-38839252644864996572011-07-13T20:16:00.000+09:302011-07-13T20:16:41.089+09:30TAKE YOUR CHANCES<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RxC7Qute7v0/Th13WYkxw-I/AAAAAAAAANg/btLPjw4oBpI/s1600/%2521cid_part1_06030303_08020401%2540gmail.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="106" width="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RxC7Qute7v0/Th13WYkxw-I/AAAAAAAAANg/btLPjw4oBpI/s320/%2521cid_part1_06030303_08020401%2540gmail.jpg" /></a></div>Clydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-39185024302459580962011-06-28T20:54:00.001+09:302011-06-28T21:59:25.173+09:30FAMILYI was born into a family with one other child---and that's the way it stayed.<br />
My paternal grandparents died in my first 18 months of life and my father was an only child---so I know little about that side of the family, other than my gradfather had two brothers, one who died in his 20s and the other alienated himself from the family.<br />
Growing up, my maternal gradparents lived on an adjoining property and I was raised with all things Scottish, aunts, uncles and ten cousins----there never needed to be an excuse for the whole family to get together at my granparents house, which often spilled over into our yard.<br />
In my mid teens, both of my gradparents died and so did the regular family socializing.<br />
I married but had no children and many problems ended that liason.<br />
My only brother died far too soon and my parents who were great supporters of everything I attempted have gone.<br />
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As far as family is concerned, I have some regular contact with two cousins, but that's my lot.----<br />
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Well so I thought.<br />
<br />
I have searched a little of my paternal side and found that I am named after my paternal great gradfather who migrated alone from Denmark---he was a Master Mariner---a ships captain and was part owner of trading vessels plying the coast line of South Australia----kind of pioneering and romantic---except when I found one of his ships registration, changing it's name because it had been a slave trading vessel from South Africa.<br />
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But last week my family became substantially larger.<br />
No, I haven't been breeding----well, nothing productive---well, not that I know of.<br />
I got a phone call from a lovely lady who was tracing her husbands family. I gave her as much information as I had on my paternal grandparents and great grandparents---but she gave me more.<br />
Yes, my great grandfather did migrate from Denmark---and yes, he did produce three sons with my great grandmother---but before that, he had 7 children with his first wife, who he met soon after arriving in Australia-- and of course they have all had families and families and families.<br />
So this phone call has added another 140 plus relatives.<br />
And I wondered what had happened to the old man's money.<br />
<br />
I have a dream to visit Scotland and walk in the footsteps of my maternal Grandparents.<br />
My Granfather was one of 7 children. Four migrated to Australia and I met and loved them all----and I do keep in touch with some 2nd or 3rd cousins who all live in another State---maybe it's because thay are a little older than be and when I first met them, they were beautiful teenage girls and I was a hormone driven 12 or 13 year old.<br />
But there must be family in Scotland and I will try to find them before I go.<br />
Yesterday I was sorting through some old stuff of my mothers----in an envelope there was a whole lot of old style computer printouts with names, birth and death details and some addresses for a whole lot of people I had never heard of.<br />
Most of them live or lived in the USA and Canada but as I sorted through them the Scottish trail started to come to the fore until there in front of me was details of my grandmothers family.<br />
It's funny that in all of these years I have found traces of the Robertson family---my gradfathers family, but somehow never thought that my grandmother had a family of her own----and there it was, my grandmother, a Cochrane and one of six children.<br />
It's funny, that with the Scottish trait of allocating mothers maiden names, or grandmothers maiden names, as christian names of children, I somehow thought that my granny's maiden name was Malcolm---but that was her mother's maiden name and she was a Cochrane with half of her family living in the USA----and there is a great mob of them.<br />
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So answer one phone call and open one envelope and half the world could be related to me----I guess I'm not alone. <br />
<br />
Immediate family, I have none<br />
Fairly close, I have a few<br />
But extended family, it could be youClydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-76127171300735480532011-06-15T23:30:00.000+09:302011-06-15T23:30:56.066+09:30GOOD OLD REMEDIESIt really doesn't matter how far medicine and science advances, we keep looking back at some of the good old remedies.<br />
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Whenever I got a cold, my mother would always offer to rub some Vicks Vaporub on my chest----so whenever any of my female friends get a cold, I make the offer.<br />
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My wonderful old horse trainer used to come up with some wonderful remedies for a lot of things----including boiling up stinging nettles to make a tea to drink to move kidney stones.<br />
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A lot of old remedies used with great success have included what we now know as deadly poisons---but in small doses, all poisons are stimulants.<br />
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I'm qite happy to try most of these old remedies but there are a few that I will just have to let pass into history<br />
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