Thursday, 5 March 2009



Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained
about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Aint technology wonderful


scarlet-blue said...

Oh ha ha, Mr Clyde!!
I'm looking forward to the iVibrate.

Clyde said...


They have tried that but they cant get rid of the echo from the chamber
But if you get one, I would be happy to listen closely to it

EmmaK said...

I also managed to get my hands on the new iCock that can play high fidelity music in men's dicks.

The iCock will cost between $10.00 and $12.00 depending on cock size. It is designed to entertain the ladies who find blowjobs a bit boring and who would like a little light relief when they are suffering from lockjaw.

scarlet-blue said...

I can assure you that my chamber is very tight, Mr Clyde...

Crikey, yes, I suffer from lockjaw... I was trying to think of something on the same theme as the iCock... but all I could think of was iDick... and somehow this didn't sound right?!

bunny said...

Trust Apple...they've got their fingers in all the pies.


hahahaha! Surely this is a joke?
Although, adjust bass for instant giggle.


* jiggle.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Emmak: I was looking a a few of those Icocks. Well it was more he showed me...

I mean I was there by the by the Kodak theater and this fella in a trench coat opened big is...that. rechargable battery? And does it come with a car power adapter. I inquired.

I then just had to buy a much bigger purse...hehehehe.
I was acutally upset at a co worker who was talking to me yesterday...instead of staring at my twins.

What is this world coming to when a gal isn't ogled.

Ciao sweetie...have a fab weekend.

Clyde said...

The only draw back with the iCock, is that it only has limited reception until the antenna is up---and of course ya just cant keep it up all day-----and it seems to suffer from blow outs


Ah, the iDick---that is the larger hand held model of the iCock--being hand held, it seems to hold its reception for a longer performance

Clyde said...


All you have to do is get one and you and BB can listen to sweet music forever


Now would I joke about breasts ?

Ooops and a little jiggle to tune another channel

Clyde said...

Ah Miss Jones

You make such sweet music, why would you ever need another chip.

The man at the Kodak was just trying to slip you a good deal, but some people just prefer retail to holesale---I mean whole sale.

Oh, I think I could stare into your eyes for an hour or two without the twins getting in the way----eventually I would get there but who would want to miss that face

Jimmy Bastard said...

My mother-in-law was interested in being a guinea pig for the memory-lane concept version.

Due to the size of her nether regions, she was going to be fitted for an 8-track and a turntable.

Fanny F said...

The good thing about the iTit is that it's stereo sound, whereas the iCock is mono. Plus there's built in volume and bass controls.

Clyde said...

She will have to get the echo reduction fitted-----maybe the old 78s can be inserted like a CD


Oh, and wouldnt it be sweet sweet music----I could listen to your sweet tunes all night

phishez said...

Damn. Cut out the middle man and sell them direct to the guys. I mean, it should feel real enough, and you can do so much with it. Tweak the nipple to alter the volume, shake it to change the song, squeeze it to turn it on or off.

Clyde said...


Geez, and I always thought a gentle squeeze always turned it on-----I'm always learning

Kathryn said...

Ok, I'm on the list. I should be receiving my iTit in about 30 days. This should also make public transport much more interesting because I'll know the exact reason why that creepy git is staring at my chest...and bopping his head in time.

Clyde said...

Come on
The reason that the creepy git is staring at your chest is that he is a guy and you have tits---
Now you are gonna give him music to listen to----
Hmm---exhibitionist is the word that comes to mind