Wednesday, 25 February 2009


For centuries, wars have been raged in the name of religion.

I find it hard to understand that all religions teach peace, yet wage wars to exert their superiority.

In the end, most of the conflicts come down to race

It is all a joke

I don't hate you because of your race or because of your religion----I am just totally pissed off because you want to fight me because you think I don't support you

But this takes the cake----two local churches-----
No wonder we have "religious wars"


scarlet-blue said...

Well, just so long as there are a few lamposts in heaven, then I'm sure the dogs won't mind about the rocks..


That;s hilarious! What wit and humour. It's like the churc blog war. I vote the Catholics are funnier!

Shouting this out.

Kathryn said...

Omg, that is really funny. Catholics definitely beat out the protesters on this one. Although, I do think all organized religion is bunk. And the Bible was written by misogynistic weirdos. Still, at least they have a sense of humor.

bunny said...

Well at least the Catholics have a sense of humour :)

Jimmy Bastard said...

"It's harder for a rock to enter into the kingdom of heaven, than a dalamation with it's lipstick hanging oot!"

New Corinthians, Verse XVII, Chapter V.

Compulsively Yours...for now said...

where the hell did you find that? I am going to be laughing all day.

What is really funny is they still believe in a fiery doom if they don't dot their I's etc. funny indeed.

Jimmy Bastard said...

Everyone should take time out to read the babble. It's one of the most entertaining pieces of fiction ever written.. and then re-written, re-written again..

yadda yadda yadda...

Parting the red sea... loaves and fishes... smite thy sodomites..

Pure Hollywood! Brilliant script writing!

Charlton Heston was born to play the part of Moses, especially after I turned it down to do The King and I.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Clyde sweetie: I laughed so hard on this post. Ha!

All rocks go to heaven...Clyde you ROCK!

I thought all dogs and rocks went to heaven. I do believe that. I was though taught that Presbyterians didn't...because if they did...they would make it hell for us up there. :D

Madre de dios...thank god.

Here's were I do the sign of the cross.


Clyde said...


No, they dont need lamp posts
They can just piss on the Prebyterians---
Oh, hell, I was raised Presbyterian


It is probably the local Pressy Minister----Presbyterians are fairly liberal---after all, it is the Church Of Scotland---

Oh, hang on---liberal---Rev. Ian Paisley---hmm---most of them are ok


The Catholics have to have a sense of humor-----they are having their sexual activities dictated by a little German living in Rome

Clyde said...


They have to have something going for them.
By the time they get through ten commandments and 400 you shalt not's from Rome, they need something to smile at.

But Jimmy

Read further---Chapter VI
Any Dalmation with its lipstick hanging out, shalt not be admitted unless carrying a rock.


The funny thing is that all of the religions believe that they are right----
If there is a Judgement Day, there will be a lot of disappointed people

Compulsively Yours...for now said...

Yeah they believe in reward and punishment and that is rant that will never end. Why cant we just let things be as they are. Not everything is a reward and or punishment and would life not be more enjoyable if we took the reins and blamed our selves for our pitiful lives not some mystery man in the sky. People own it, you are the creator of your experience and there is no one else to blame for your misery. It is what it is. So, that is how I feel about that.

Sorry for the rant.

Clyde said...


I've had a read of the book
They call it the good book---geez, sorry, I didn't think it was great.
And by memory, it was a King James version----so we have versions dedicated to fucking kings--
I liked the bit where they said that Moses was a biker---and I quote " And Moses burnt up the desert on his Triumph"---or was it in his Triumph---hmm, had a sidecar
-----and he came down from the mountain with his tablets---geez, who needed tablets---if that bush had caught on fire, I would have shit myself without taking tablets.
Loaves and fucking fishes---all you get from his countrymen today is a bloody kebab.

Ah, Miss Jones
Us Presbyterians arent really that bad
It is the heathen Kirk of Scotland.----but if Ian Paisley is one of our representatives, I wouldn't let us in to heaven---
As long as my dog goes there, I'll be happy----me, I'm just not going

Oooh, Emily
I do like a little punishment every now and then---so if you have the time

-eve- said...

Ooh, I love the punchline about the rocks! hehehe :-)

Spiky Zora Jones said... would anyone be able to call it heaven if you aren't there with us.

Plus...your doggy would miss you.

So you come with us to heaven when it's time to go...If I go before you...I'll wait for you at the gates. Um...I'll be doing shadow puppets with my hands for St. Peter...just for laughs.

Ciao honey. xxx

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the giggles!

Clyde said...


The biggest punchline is that this is two christian Churches trying to out do each other----which could end up with the two congregations at war

Miss Jones

I guess we are never going to really know til it happens or it doesnt.
I am quite happy to just cease to exist----but if there is somewhere else and your thowing a party, count me in


A chuckle is always better than a tear

Compulsively Yours...for now said...

Clyde where are you? I miss you, I have posted two posts and no nasty comment about ski masks and plungers? what gives?

Clyde said...


I'm a Presbyterian
I'm hiding from the Catholics with my dog

Compulsively Yours...for now said...

I am here to punish. Now quit hiding those Catholics are all talk.

Ponita said...

Humans are animals.

Obviously the Presbyterians don't think anyone goes to heaven.

Clyde said...


I dont need to hide
Let them come and get me


Ya see I am a Presbyterian---kind of lapsed---but Presbyterian
But we are already in heaven
We havent got some little guy in Rome running our sex lives and no one telling us not to drink---so we have a head start on the rest of you

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Kali said...

hahahaha - Free dog souls with conversions.