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Sunday, 22 February 2009

A WEE DRINK




Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Ah, Friday night drinks will never be the same

30 comments:

Ponita said...

I could use a stiff one.

Oh wait... I already have a drink.

And yes, I actually could use a stiff one!

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Clyde: hey sweetie, I keep my stiff ones in the big box up on the closet shelf. Woo!

I hope my Pepsi Stock rises like all of those high hard ones.

hehehehe...Clyde I think they're calling this one...Banana Pepsi....hehehe.

Hey wait, don't go yet...I've got more....

Ciao honey.

Clyde said...

Ponita

It's gonna be a bit of a worry if you have a Pepsi with lunch.
Might have to hang your hat on it til home time

Clyde said...

Miss Jones

No more Dr Pepper
It's now Dr Pecker

Jimmy Bastard said...

That young lady in your picture there.. There's something about those eyes that look familiar. Jays.. it is! That's Marty Fieldmans daughter

Clyde said...

Och Jimmy, d'ya mean Marty Feldman, the American with the bug eyes
Or was that Marty Fieldman, the Scotsman with the daughter with big tits

Jimmy Bastard said...

God no.. Marty Fieldman, the man from the hat shop from Faiffley. He married the girl who used to live next door to Bridey O'Hanlon from Cumbernauld.

Now his second cousin once bought a bicycle from a nun who went to school with my sister Moira. A grand oul lady she was, but couldn't for the life of her pass wind quietly.
I remember the terrible rammie in the kirk last December, when we had to have the windaes opened during the Christmas.

A terrible draught came through and took away the hats of so many people. It was feckin carnage at Mr Fieldmans store in the January if I remember rightly.

God she could go on that bicycle though...

bunny said...

Well I can see how that would be a handy wee tipple....but could ye imagine getting the wrong drink at the bar?

Hilarity ensues.

scarlet-blue said...

What would happen if I drank it?
Sx

Kathryn said...

Wait. Is this true?? Is it gross that the first thing I thought was, "My dad's gonna love this stuff."?

Kidding!!! haha

Ha.

UBERMOUTH said...

Loved the picture.
Now if they could only make a drink which made men grow a few more inches.

Sweet Cheeks said...

I'm still laughing at what Jimmy Bastard said...

:)

A drink like that might save our broken economy...

Compulsively Yours...for now said...

Yes a girl does love a stiff one. It is much better than the alternative.

Clyde said...

Bunny

And you have to drink it quickly or you end up with a stiff neck


Scarlet

Well, you will probably end up with the perkiest tits with erect nipples
Not that they are not already perky---oh, shit---I cant win this one

Kathryn

By the time you get back from Melbourne, that horny old man of yours with have presented you with a little brother.
Lucky you----hey, lucky dad----go for it dad

Uber

Yeh, I know-----I've always wanted to be 6'3''

Cheeks

We are still searching for a medication for Jimmy----or maybe that is medications-----I thind the wains are slipping it in his water


Emily

Yep, its not much good unless it has a bit of body to it.
If you can fold it, then it aint working right

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