My doctor referred me to a urologist.
To my surprise, the urologist was a female, beautiful, and unbelievably sexy looking.
She told me that I have to stop masturbating.
I asked her why.
She said, 'Because I am trying to examine you.'
Swirls of nonsense mixed with nuggets of absurdity
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I guess maybe when I dance in a beam of sun I COULD be construed as crazy.
But maybe YOU are crazy because you don't.
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Haha! Good one :)
I heard that masterbation causes cancer....but then so does most things these days...
That's a good kneeslapper. My favorite is: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Bunny
My God, now I'm gonna get cancer besides going bling and growing hair on the palms of my hand
Geez, I'm a mess
Ah, but Jimmy
I turn my back so he cant see me.
Just like he cant see those Priests and choir boys.
Hey, the Bank could do with a new tenement block
Kathryn
Or what is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone ?
You cant hear a vitamin.
Boom boom
Jen
Isn't that---"You hocus pokem"
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
When his hand caught fire.
Sx
Scarlet
I think that was me as a teenager
Sound like a fussy one. I mean, come on, you left her with a pearl necklace didn't you?
I heard or read actually that masturbation was good for ya, so keep it up clyde it does a body and mind good.
clyde: Honey, stop that.
I know a guy (here at work) that went blind from...weel, he called it jacking off. I mean he had the hardest time getting around. When he comes into my office he...
*Blush*
He would accidently cups my boobs and sometimes my rear...I swear he's as blind as a bat. Poor fella and it was mastrabating.
Funny though, I did see him driving his car home the other day after work. He must be getting the used to the blindness...
Ciao sweetie.
Rod told me good oneee the other night.....
A misogynist hates every bone in a woman's body except his.
I guess they even have their own jokes now.
Loved yours btw.
Emma
A guy always likes to leave a lady with a present.
Emily
Oh, I'm sure that it is not bad for you----but I much prefer it when someone gives me a hand
Ah Miss Jones
I'm sure that you would make things hard for me.
Sometimes you do need to use your hands to find the shape of things and you do have an amazing shape
Uber
I know a misogynist joke-----
But he has now left the blogesphere so we wont talk about him
Clyde I totally agree, the party is so much more fun when there is more than one, and it rhymes too.
Emily
Ah, but when the freindship cupboard is bare
Why not touch yourself THERE
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