WHERE WOULD YOU BE IF...
YOU HAVE ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES...
YOU HAVE NO WORRIES...
YOU COME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU...
YOUR BATHWATER HAS BEEN RUN...
YOU HAVE THE PERFECT KIDS...
YOUR PARTNER IS AWAITING YOU WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES...
SO WHERE WOULD YOU BE...
IN THE WRONG FUCKING HOUSE...
Swirls of nonsense mixed with nuggets of absurdity
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I guess maybe when I dance in a beam of sun I COULD be construed as crazy.
But maybe YOU are crazy because you don't.
What do we miss each day as we speed t...
7 years ago
22 comments:
no shit. we can always hope though.
god i am a funny girl arent i. as if.
Emily
Ah, ya have to live in hope---but usually you have to work your arse off to be so lucky
...in Hollywood!
I have a smaller version of the castle though.
OMG...Clyde, what are you doing here at my door step?
g/f screaming: SECURITY!
There's a stalker...stalker! Get your tasers...HURRY!
don't worry clyde, I'll protect you. I'll talk to the old ball and chain, don't worry your pretty little ass about it.
First question...how did you get past the gate guard?
Second question...how did you get past the dogs?
Third question...do you want to stay for dessert? Me and the ball and chain (she's hot, clyde) are having you for dessert. WOO!
Oh hell yeah there's plenty a room...It a California KING bed. woo!
See clyde sweetie, you are not in the wrong fucking house. You are in the right house fucking. hehehe.
ciao sweet. Have a fab weekend. :D
Jimmy
I have a much smaller version but it's mine and it's by the sea
I just would have liked the kids, perfect or not----but it was not to be
Miss Jones
Well, when I told the guard that I was there for you--he said "Good luck if you think that you can keep up with her"
I borrowed a poodle on heat and tied her up outside--the guard dogs are still there sniffing.
I peeked through your window and you are right, she is hot---then I saw you and my god you are steaming---so I ran
The guard, the dogs, the poodle and I are at the bar getting some courage
Hey, one thing---are they real ?
hahaaha I was thinking that-in someone else's house.
In the wrong house... and bored stiff?
Sx
Uber
It had to be, didn't it
Miss Blue
Yep, this perfection stuff is boring
There has to be some unpredictablity to make life interesting
heheh, I knew there'd be a punchline - but I couldn't guess what it was! ;-)
If we had all that, what would be the challenge?
I'd be asleep. Or in my sisters perfect fucking household. Either way, it's all a facade.
Eve
I'm not sure it is really a punchline
It's our dreams but we get on with living our own lives
I know it's not my life
Emma
If you have all of the above, bend over, I'll give you that k---oh, hang on, nice arse, lets just rethink that but hold the position
Hey Stew
Very profound---
But I agree----the challenges keep us going
But with all of that, you would have a new set of challenges
Hmmm----never thought of that
Jen
Now come on---your sisters life is not perfect----she probably has some envy of your life
But sleep is always good----but there are dreams and nightmares
I'd be in Melb! And it ain't the wrong house, lemme tell ya... ;-)
Kathryn
Yep, Australia will do that to you----they call us the lucky country--
But you will fing out that this is every day---then like us, you will want more
Clyde, a good spanking would work just as well
;)
Emma
Well, ok then---oooh, whip me, beat me
As I gaze around at my perfect life...I realize I am naked and locked out of my house...
And thankfully, wake up.
:)
Clyde, are you really that Justin lookalike?
Cheeks
And I have realised that I'm naked and waiting inside for you.
Now stop stuffing around and come back to bed
Stew
Haha----same hair style, a little shorter, a little heavier, don't sing as well and never wear a suit on the beach
So, Clyde, a new post sometime soon?
Stew
Geez, getting pushy---but OK
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