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Friday, 20 March 2009

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WHERE WOULD YOU BE IF...

YOU HAVE ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES...

YOU HAVE NO WORRIES...

YOU COME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU...

YOUR BATHWATER HAS BEEN RUN...

YOU HAVE THE PERFECT KIDS...

YOUR PARTNER IS AWAITING YOU WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES...

SO WHERE WOULD YOU BE...






IN THE WRONG FUCKING HOUSE...

23 comments:

Compulsively Yours...for now said...

no shit. we can always hope though.

god i am a funny girl arent i. as if.

Clyde said...

Emily

Ah, ya have to live in hope---but usually you have to work your arse off to be so lucky

Jimmy Bastard said...

...in Hollywood!

I have a smaller version of the castle though.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

OMG...Clyde, what are you doing here at my door step?

g/f screaming: SECURITY!

There's a stalker...stalker! Get your tasers...HURRY!

don't worry clyde, I'll protect you. I'll talk to the old ball and chain, don't worry your pretty little ass about it.

First question...how did you get past the gate guard?

Second question...how did you get past the dogs?

Third question...do you want to stay for dessert? Me and the ball and chain (she's hot, clyde) are having you for dessert. WOO!

Oh hell yeah there's plenty a room...It a California KING bed. woo!

See clyde sweetie, you are not in the wrong fucking house. You are in the right house fucking. hehehe.

ciao sweet. Have a fab weekend. :D

Clyde said...

Jimmy

I have a much smaller version but it's mine and it's by the sea
I just would have liked the kids, perfect or not----but it was not to be

Miss Jones

Well, when I told the guard that I was there for you--he said "Good luck if you think that you can keep up with her"
I borrowed a poodle on heat and tied her up outside--the guard dogs are still there sniffing.
I peeked through your window and you are right, she is hot---then I saw you and my god you are steaming---so I ran
The guard, the dogs, the poodle and I are at the bar getting some courage
Hey, one thing---are they real ?

UBERMOUTH said...

hahaaha I was thinking that-in someone else's house.

scarlet-blue said...

In the wrong house... and bored stiff?
Sx

Clyde said...

Uber

It had to be, didn't it

Miss Blue

Yep, this perfection stuff is boring
There has to be some unpredictablity to make life interesting

-eve- said...

heheh, I knew there'd be a punchline - but I couldn't guess what it was! ;-)

EmmaK said...

I have all the above but I am still crotchetty ... I guess I need a good kick up the arse!

mapstew said...

If we had all that, what would be the challenge?

Jen said...

I'd be asleep. Or in my sisters perfect fucking household. Either way, it's all a facade.

Clyde said...

Eve

I'm not sure it is really a punchline
It's our dreams but we get on with living our own lives
I know it's not my life

Emma

If you have all of the above, bend over, I'll give you that k---oh, hang on, nice arse, lets just rethink that but hold the position

Clyde said...

Hey Stew

Very profound---
But I agree----the challenges keep us going
But with all of that, you would have a new set of challenges

Hmmm----never thought of that

Jen

Now come on---your sisters life is not perfect----she probably has some envy of your life
But sleep is always good----but there are dreams and nightmares

Kathryn said...

I'd be in Melb! And it ain't the wrong house, lemme tell ya... ;-)

Clyde said...

Kathryn

Yep, Australia will do that to you----they call us the lucky country--
But you will fing out that this is every day---then like us, you will want more

EmmaK said...

Clyde, a good spanking would work just as well
;)

Clyde said...

Emma

Well, ok then---oooh, whip me, beat me

Sweet Cheeks said...

As I gaze around at my perfect life...I realize I am naked and locked out of my house...

And thankfully, wake up.

:)

mapstew said...

Clyde, are you really that Justin lookalike?

Clyde said...

Cheeks

And I have realised that I'm naked and waiting inside for you.

Now stop stuffing around and come back to bed

Stew

Haha----same hair style, a little shorter, a little heavier, don't sing as well and never wear a suit on the beach

mapstew said...

So, Clyde, a new post sometime soon?

Clyde said...

Stew

Geez, getting pushy---but OK