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Wednesday, 3 December 2008

PIRATES

History is littered with stories of buccaneers sailing the seven seas plundering and pillaging from unsuspecting ships and even land settlements.

There is a romance to the stories----no, not the raping bit----geez, that's not romance----

There is almost a standard to be kept
Sailing Ships
Flying the Jolly Roger
Wearing an Eye Patch
A Parrot on the shoulder
One hand replaced by a Hook
Yohoho and a bottle of rum

And of course, the Pirates Treasure----the Booty

It's always a chest full of gold and jewels and it's always buried on some treasure island
And there is always people searching for these buried treasures.

So forward to the 21st century

It is becoming a regular story in the newspapers of the world----Somalian Pirates
They attack all sorts of ships and end up with all sorts of booty.-----even a tanker full of oil to ransom back to its owners----

Now no one has mention pirates in this story but I just had to think----maybe

More than 130,000 inflatable breasts have been lost at sea en route to Australia. Men's magazine Ralph was planning to include the boobs as a free gift with its January issue. The cargo is worth about $200,000. A spokeswoman for Ralph said the container left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week. The magazine has put out an alert to shipping authorities to see if they have the container, but if they don't turn up in the next 48 hours it will be too late for the next issue, she said.-- AAP

Geez, what would you do with them.

14 comments:

Jade said...

Uhhhmmm, It was me and Spiky. We hijacked the cargo.... hehe, how could anyone resist blow up boobs and pictures of naked women?!?! lol plus Spiky found a case of rum and we plan on doing body shots with it later. :-)

Clyde said...

Jade
I do find it hard to resist photos of naked women-----but blow up boobs----and thousands of them.
What would you do with them all ?---decorate your Xmas tree----distribute them to the needy

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Clyde. yeah...me and jade hi-jacked it...ARRRRRRR. jade pulled her blouse up and I snuck up behind them and took the container...hehehe hahaha.

Oh and you know there was one Antonio Bandares blow up doll in the mix. I blew it up...can you figure where I had to blow it up at. Um...let me give you a hint...it's 8 inches long. hehehe.

Soon as me and jade drink up a few bottles of rum (body shots) we just might show you...our boobies...woo!

Hey you want to decorate your Christmas tree? Let me know.

Oh and here's some trivia. pieces of eight...it was actually a coin that someone, like a bar tender would chisal into 8 pieces so they the customer could pay for things, like drinks seperately. RRRRRRR. You know you pay with a coin and he cuts it up into eight pieces and the change is 7 pieces of eight. ARRRRR! there you go matey

Ciao sweetie.

Fanny F said...

I wonder if the uninflated boobs float? Mine do.

Clyde said...

Ah Miss Jones
I will wait in anticipation of a display of boobage from yourself and Jade----you know my email address
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

Clyde said...

Fanny
I have no doubt that your extremely healthy natural chesticles would keep you afloat---and keep me entertained

phishez said...

I'd make a gigantic inflatable jumping castle

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Whoa...hold up there!

Did someone say rum??? ;)

Clyde said...

Phish
But you have your own jumping castles


Stacy

See, I know how to get a girl's attention.
Now let's talk about those photos that you owe us

Kathryn said...

God, what a load of boobs. The Somalian pirates could've gotten tons more cash for the oil, obv. Guess men really do have a one track mind. ;)

phishez said...

Yeah, but could you imagine jumping around in a little room made entirely of boobies?

Clyde said...

Kathryn
Now who said they were taken by men---geez, read the comments above---us guy always get the blame--
Oh, ok, you are right

Phish
Give me a yell when you get it set up---
I'll bring the pizza and booze

phishez said...

Mmm. Pizza. I haven't had pizza in about a year.

Well, not really, but it bloody feels like it.

Clyde said...

Phish
And that's real pizza----not this Dominos or Pizza Hut shit
Hope you dont like pineapple on pizza----not nice