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Saturday, 20 December 2008

MERRY




IF YOU SEE A FAT MAN…

Who's jolly and cute,
Wearing a beard and a red
flannel suit,
And if he is chuckling and
laughing away,
While flying around in a
miniature sleigh,
With eight tiny reindeer to pull
him along,

Then let's face it...
Your Pissed or you've been smoking some serious stuff!




14 comments:

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Clyde...hahahahaha.

So true sweetie. I love the Christmas card.

You know I'm gonna snatch it from here.

Hehehe...I said snatch.

Virgin birth...hehehe. that reminds me. I told this one guy I was a virgin and when we did IT he said I didn't act like one. I'm a quite study, I said. Yeah, it was the same guy I sold the Brooklyn Bridge to. hehehe.

He reminded me of Michael Corleone (The Godfather) but with the brain of Freddo his brother.

Momma Mia! hehehe

Have a fab weekend Clyde..have fun.
Ciao honey.

Clyde said...

Ah Miss Jones, you were a virgin--but how does one act.
In my experience, they are in that much of a hurry to get it done, they jump on like a carnival ride

phishez said...

Aww, Clyde. You're so sweet. A christmas card for me. I get that you didn't have the time to mail it, so you posted it instead.

I just can't read whats inside. Ahh well. The outside is just as good.

Merry Christmas!

Clyde said...

Phish
Ok, you guessed
So on the inside it says
"So I might not be smart, but you want me"

scarlet-blue said...

Even harder to believe would three wise men bringing lots of nice pressies...
Sx

UBERMOUTH said...

I agree with Scarlett, I'd rather have 3 rich men than wise ones.One honours you with presents,the other thinks it's an honour for you to be in their presence.

Merry Christmas, Clyde.
xo

Clyde said...

Ah, Scarlet
I'm sure that wise or not so wise, men would bring you nice pressies.
Now sit on my knee and tell me what you want

Clyde said...

Now Uber
I dont believe for a minute that you would go for the money.
Wise, kind and loving would be more your bag

EmmaK said...

I'll take three well hung men over three wise men ...that would be a nice christmas present!

Merry Christmas darling
xxx

Fanny F said...

I'll take three average-to-well hung men, must be wise, with nice teeth.

Happy Christmas, Clyde. FF xx

Clyde said...

Emma
So do you want a cage to keep them in ?

Fanny
Of course you are realistic
A little conversation and a nice smile
But three
Dont you get enough trouble with one ?

UBERMOUTH said...

Ah,how sweet Clyde and it is true...money only gets you so far, eh? :)

Merry Christmas, Clyde.
You're a wonderful person.

kiki said...

i heard that "god called it 'immaculate conception' but Mary called it rape"

inappropriate?

Clyde said...

Kiki
Now who are you gonna believe
Some strumpet or a God ?
Like Jennifer Aniston or Barad Pitt---oh, shit----it was rape