IF YOU SEE A FAT MAN…
Who's jolly and cute,
Wearing a beard and a red
flannel suit,
And if he is chuckling and
laughing away,
While flying around in a
miniature sleigh,
With eight tiny reindeer to pull
him along,
Then let's face it...
Your Pissed or you've been smoking some serious stuff!
Swirls of nonsense mixed with nuggets of absurdity
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I guess maybe when I dance in a beam of sun I COULD be construed as crazy.
But maybe YOU are crazy because you don't.
What do we miss each day as we speed t...
7 years ago
14 comments:
Clyde...hahahahaha.
So true sweetie. I love the Christmas card.
You know I'm gonna snatch it from here.
Hehehe...I said snatch.
Virgin birth...hehehe. that reminds me. I told this one guy I was a virgin and when we did IT he said I didn't act like one. I'm a quite study, I said. Yeah, it was the same guy I sold the Brooklyn Bridge to. hehehe.
He reminded me of Michael Corleone (The Godfather) but with the brain of Freddo his brother.
Momma Mia! hehehe
Have a fab weekend Clyde..have fun.
Ciao honey.
Ah Miss Jones, you were a virgin--but how does one act.
In my experience, they are in that much of a hurry to get it done, they jump on like a carnival ride
Aww, Clyde. You're so sweet. A christmas card for me. I get that you didn't have the time to mail it, so you posted it instead.
I just can't read whats inside. Ahh well. The outside is just as good.
Merry Christmas!
Phish
Ok, you guessed
So on the inside it says
"So I might not be smart, but you want me"
Even harder to believe would three wise men bringing lots of nice pressies...
Sx
I agree with Scarlett, I'd rather have 3 rich men than wise ones.One honours you with presents,the other thinks it's an honour for you to be in their presence.
Merry Christmas, Clyde.
xo
Ah, Scarlet
I'm sure that wise or not so wise, men would bring you nice pressies.
Now sit on my knee and tell me what you want
Now Uber
I dont believe for a minute that you would go for the money.
Wise, kind and loving would be more your bag
I'll take three well hung men over three wise men ...that would be a nice christmas present!
Merry Christmas darling
xxx
I'll take three average-to-well hung men, must be wise, with nice teeth.
Happy Christmas, Clyde. FF xx
Emma
So do you want a cage to keep them in ?
Fanny
Of course you are realistic
A little conversation and a nice smile
But three
Dont you get enough trouble with one ?
Ah,how sweet Clyde and it is true...money only gets you so far, eh? :)
Merry Christmas, Clyde.
You're a wonderful person.
i heard that "god called it 'immaculate conception' but Mary called it rape"
inappropriate?
Kiki
Now who are you gonna believe
Some strumpet or a God ?
Like Jennifer Aniston or Barad Pitt---oh, shit----it was rape
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