DOGS ARE SMARTER

We are the superior beings yeh, right

We think, we rationalise, we need , we want, we plan, we achieve
We have grown up in a guarded society where we dont want to let anyone see us fail
We just dont want to take a chance anymore

We are now egos
We worry about what everyone else thinks

When it comes to relationships we just dont know how to be spontaneous anymore

We really try to rationalise everything about a relationship
She is too good looking
He is out of my class
He is younger than me
I'm 20 years older than her
She earns more than me
His friends wont like me

We are defeated before we start and are looking for the end before the beginning

Some times a drunken fuck is just that
But other times it is that we have lost all of the inhibitions and have taken a chance. So if you do wake up with that "stranger" in the morning, you might just find that you have the start of something good. You might be able to carry on a conversation and walk hand in hand on a beach and heaven forbid, you might even introduce them to your friends.

I'm sure it wasnt this hard on our forefathers but their expectations were different. They expected to meet someone, get married and have children.
They met at dances and werent half full of rocket fuel.
They met at organisations like boy scouts and guides or participating in or watching sport. They were not egos

So we have developed over the years. Developed into what

So dogs?
Well your forefathers mongrel bred totally adored Lassie, never saw the vet, never went to the poodle parlour or obedience school, walked down the street and sniffed the but of the nearest Woofie and got it on.
Today your little designer bred Paris, goes to the vet twice a month, the doggie psycologist on referal from the obedience school, and has a bow tied in the topknot after a manacure, still sniffs buts and gets screwed by Brutus on the end of her lead.

So just who is smarter?

Is it just that dogs know that the sniffee or the sniffer is available and because there has been no growl bark or bite things just happened.

Now I know that you have walked down the street and spied that hottie and wondered if they were available and if they were interested.
From memory I thing that society frowns upon but sniffing----that only comes later.
So how do you humanise the doggy approach.

I reckon I'm on a winner here
You know those elastic band thingies we wear to save a whale or support sufferers of some nasty affliction--yep, you know---so I'm suggesting some multi striped band that says "I'm single, I'm available and I'm looking"
Now I dont suggest that two such wearers should get down to it on the street corner---you might upset your dog.
But if two wearers pass in the street, share a smile, the ice is broken and they can at least stop and speak.

You just never know where it will lead and it might just get past the egos

God dogs are smart