Friday, 25 June 2010


I had to wonder about the state of mind of a young lady who reviewed the world Twilight phenomena as a "Girls battle to chose between bestiality and necrophilia".

At first I couldn't believe what I was reading, then I laughed but then I could see what she meant.

Twilight's reoccurring story line is the battle that the leading lady has, torn between two lovers.
One lover--a Vampire---the living dead.
The other a Werewolf---the beast.

That should have been the end of the story but it's me---my mind---I couldn't help but think---why do I know the meaning of these words---and more than that---why are there names for these sort of activities.
Are they that popular that they have to get their own special name.

Having spent a lot of my recreational life at a horse property which had the diversity of a breeding stud, race training facility, riding school and rented out stables and paddocks for recreational horses, I have witnessed minor bestiality.
Minor to the extent of teenage girls taking more than a healthy interest in the genitalia of the stud stallions---more than a healthy interest---touch.

Now I'm a guy--yep, and guys will on the odd occasion take an interest in porn----ah, come on---you can't throw stones,---I know you have run into those sites by mistake when you googled toys for cats----yep, OK----but my point is, I have run into sites dedicated to activities with dogs and horses.
So, maybe not a mainstream activity for the family to get involved in on the weekend, but it has a name and it does exist----sorry, don't invite me, I'm sure I'm painting my nails that weekend.

Necrophilia---no, sorry, I know nothing and I can't see it being a popular pastime in any circles and I'm not about to canvas the local undertaker to see if the party in the cool room.
Well, I'm off
I've got a letter to write to a little bloke in Rome. He thinks he is in charge of the worlds most popular book and I think it needs a rewrite.---you know the bit.
"Thou shalt not covet thine neighbours wife or Labrador, or German Shepherd, or Beagle or Corgi"


Anonymous said...

An interesting slant on the Twilight tryst and with that in mind, an interesting threesome.

You might be brave / stupid enough to pin your name publicly to an honest opinion not totally anti to what may be regarded as antisocial behaviour but I doubt that you will get honest open comment.
I probably agree with you as to what might be acceptable.
I have heard that there are "dog" clubs.

Clyde said...

Ha ha ha
Yep, I agree with you
It probably wasn't a good post but it started with reading the review and got out of hand.
Hey, I don't mind anyone knowing my views and would not condem anyone with any other view.
I suppose it's a "Guy" view.
I am not at all homophobic but am a little less accepting of sexual activities between two men--do it but don't tell me about it.
I left my email for anyone who wants to say something but not to all and sundry---or they can be like you---anon
Hey, you're not Dutch and like donuts ???---I saw goats on your blog

The Invisible Seductress said...

I am very adventurous and open to a lot,, but some stuff is just bizarro...Eeeeep

Clyde said...

Yep, I'm pretty open but I agree--
And in the light of day, I think I may have consumed too much cough mixture to write this---
Oh well

Just telling it like it is said...

With that title I could only think of Jeffry Domner...after all he was like I would rather you be dead if I am going to have sex with you...who knew?

Sister Christian said...

Necrophilia or bestiality. I never thought of Twilight in that sense and the next person who tries to convert me to the church of Twilight will be given a good talkin' to regarding their admiration over such sinful desires.
As for touching a horses genitals...I think I'd pass. I'm curious, but not THAT curious. If I were a horse just minding my own business I don't think I'd appreciate people feeling me up at random. I'd probably start expecting it and become hostile when people DON'T touch my parts. Isn't that why that camel ended up killing it's owner a few years back?

mapstew said...

Ya wanna watch that cough mixture intake mate! It makes you do silly things, like texting when drunk! :¬)

Heff said...

Regarding the question at hand, how fresh is the body ?!??

Dutch donut girl said...

Hey, I never post anonymous nor do I throw stones.
I always say, live and let live.

That being said,
Necrophilia: scary shit
Bestiality: sick and wrong

BTW, what color nail polish do you like? :):)

ps. There is nothing wrong with this post. Stay away from the cough mixture, though ;)

Spiky Zora Jones said..., okay...that is weird crazy stuff. Animals and the a sickness isn't it?

um...but my kitty does crave dog once in a while. meow.

Bye baby. xxx

Clyde said...


It is a worry----
I actually like mine live----oh, and human

Clyde said...

Sister Deb

I don't know anything about the camels.
You are right that animals used to things very quickly and if they like it, they keep coming back for more
I think I'll stick to patting on the head and an occasional tummy scratch

Clyde said...


Oh yeh, you are so right
Maybe that's why my hard drive dumbed all of my info again on Tuesday---
Starting on a blank canvas again

Clyde said...


I'm kind of thinking that they still have to be warm---shudder

Clyde said...


Ah, you are so liberal and understanding.---ah, Dutch porn.
I figure if you are having sexual contact with a being, it should be a being with an ability to comprehend and consent to any activity.
Oh, nail polish colour---my favourite is what ever you are wearing.
Yeh, I'm off the cough mixture---bourbon is better

Clyde said...

Miss Jones

Who are we to point fingers and say that it is sick.
A little canine, feline activity doesnt sound bad
OK, everyone to their own

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