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Tuesday, 6 January 2009

HEAVENLY




When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic between him, & the other astronauts and Mission Control.

Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark
"Good luck Mr.Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or
American space programs.

Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

On July 5, 1995, in Tampa Bay, Florida while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded.

Mr.Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball, which landed in the front of his neighbor's bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky.

As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs.Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when the kid
next door walks on the moon!"

This has supposedly been confirmed as a true story.

But I'm betting that she didn't pay up.

17 comments:

Sweet Cheeks said...

Very nice Clyde! I like a good bullshit story! :)

UBERMOUTH said...

Great story ans I believe it!

Clyde said...

Hello Cheeks
Nice pussy you have there.
It may well be fantasy---who knows---but at least you didn't have to forward it to three nyphomaniac friends within four years under threat of no sex for a life time

Clyde said...

Uber
Yep, I'm with you.
I like to believe in quirky little tales.
But I still cant believe that "three wise men and a virgin" story

EmmaK said...

^^^
funny story but obviously fake

as for the story about the virgin mary ...alas the whole thing is a translation error.
originally in the hebrew version of the bible the original Hebrew word was “ha-almah,” which means young woman, not virgin...unfortunately it was translated into the greek as virgin, and the whole virgin mary industry kicked off
ho hum

Clyde said...

Emma
But we like to think that every young woman is a virgin---or is that "was".
You're right---probably fake---but what a great little story if it isn't

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Poor guy...never got oral sex! How about her? That is so not right.

It's a fabulus story.

Oh and clyde...I can do that...what that girl is doing with that long neck beer bottle. No prob. I also won a banana swallowing contest at a bachelorette party. The girl that could put the most banana down her mouth wins. I won. Hell yeah, I'm bragging. I won a prize.

Clyde said...

Ah, Miss Jones
You do have to love a girl with talent.
Geez, I would give you a prize

UBERMOUTH said...

Yet, kind of a wasted talent eh , Spiky? :)

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Ubie: Oh no, not wasted. I've used it quite often. All my boyfriends and at the clubs...all the guys fight to buy me and friends drinks after they see me do that, because they imagine their cock is the bottle. And a few times...in the past it was. woo.

Um, I don't want to brag, so just kind of consider this something like a resume...hehehe. I can also make the world spin on my fingers...and tongue. Let me know when you want to interview me pretty girl. :D

Clyde...you too mister. I want my prize. :D

Deborah said...

Bahahahaa!! This is genius. I love it.

Clyde said...

Hi Deb
I found this story
I would like to think it's true---
That someone on the moon even thought about it

phishez said...

Sorry Clyde. Snopes says its not true.

Still, gave me a giggle.

Clyde said...

Phish
Ah well, it was a good story

Captain Smack said...

Fucking Snopes. I'm starting to hate that website. They ruin everything.

Clyde said...

Attention, there's an officer of the universe on deck.

CS
There is always gonna be a site ready to fuck up a good bullshit story
But who reads them

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