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Thursday, 2 October 2008

THREESOME

Bloody perverts
You thought this was a story about me and two ladies---well its not
It's three ladies

Well, OK, three females

So I get rid of the boarder on the Saturday night. I write my little story on Sunday and settle down to a little cheese and champagne. My house, my dog and I am happy.

Well that bloody phone rings-----well I think, OK, that will be her phoning to say I'm sorry and tell me the $160.00 is on the way -----but no----it's the ex wife.
Oh, fuck, she only rings when there is a problem and I always help-----I'm really out of help----I've given it all away in the past few weeks.

So here she is, in her car, in the driveway of her house, frightened to go inside to her daughter who has beaten her up after a mother/daughter verbal
And I'm supposed to cure this.
OK---the daughter is not my child---I just paid out to raise her because her deadbeat father was raising another child from his second wife
So a few phone calls and at least my ex was in her bedroom and there was some talking going on.
Fuck---I'm out of that one

Tuesday night and the ex boarder phones
OK, I'm ready for the sorry bit and the promise of return of some money---ha
"So Clyde, have you found a pair of high heeled shoes ?"
"Well no, but I'll have a look"------"Oh, yes, they are there"
"So could you send them on to me"
What am I supposed to say-----no, I'm masturbating over them----I'm gonna sell them to recover some of the losses----they will be here when you come back and that will be never.
No, I said that I'll pack them up and send them off by post pack on the weekend.

Oh fuck----leave me alone---

But the phone rings tonight
It's her
How long do I have to wait----yeah, you know the one
So she is working away from town----working in a country location that she knows I visit for work.
She wants to know when I'm gonna be there----
She is there for 4 weeks and back in the city for two weeks then back there again for 4 weeks
Yes, I'm going there-----but I'm going in the two weeks she is back in the city.
But then she tells me that she has been offered 12 months there----if she goes she is going to sell the house that the control guy lives in and she will be free of him
Could it happen
Could she really be with me in 12 months-----she is worth waiting for
There is a chance

Hey, my dog is female and she gives me no grief----my dog loves Ms I can wait----Ms I can wait loves my dog---loves my beach---loves my lifestyle

I'm betting on all of this fucking up-----but if I dont take that chance, I know that I'll regret it

17 comments:

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

"but if I dont take that chance, I know that I'll regret it"

Oh ABSOLUTELY, Clyde....I hope this works out for you...you're an amazing person and you deserve to be happy and in very much in love!!!

Clyde said...

Stacy
But I still want to see that photo

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Soon as I get it, you'll have it...;)

Coconut said...

You definitely have to try. You've waited how long already?!

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Clyde: I swear you better BANG her good this time and she will stay with you.

Yeah, I'm a little agressive and a little crude, but dang it, I want you to have her. I want her to love you. I want you happy sweetie and if it's with her...so be it, Because if she breaks your heart...the B is in trouble with me.

Oh and hey that chic that wants her heels back...send them COD. The bitch so needs to pay. You are not letting her be responsible...help her to become that caring person. I thought she was your friend. Sometimes you just have to give hard love babes. Yeah, she'll call you names...but one day she'll thank you.

Or she'll keep calling you names...then you can thank your lucky stars you didn't spend anymore money on her. :D

GOOD LUCK Clyde...My fingers are crossed.
See you when i get back...Ciao.

Clyde said...

Coco
You're back
Yep, I have to wait
Ok, I can play for now but I have a chance

Clyde said...

Spiky
You are not crude or agressive
You just know what you want and go for it.
Some people beat around the bush and never know if it could have happened.
You will never die wondering.
Babe, it's me, come on, you know I'll send the shoes
I'll be checking the Sydney paper for headlines of a Spiky running amok

bunny said...

Well if you think she's worth the wait and the risk then I guess she must be.

I hope things work out for you, I really do.

Clyde said...

Bunny
I dont have a great track record but I do have to do this.
She knows

UBERMOUTH said...

Want me to big you up to her?
I can be very persuasive and charming when I put my mind to it..although, I suppose, there is a risk she could fall for me, instead.:)

Clyde said...

Uber
You are too good to me---
But we really do know all about each other.
Geez, what woul Rod do if you ran off with a woman----the ultimate betrayal

Fanny F said...

It's meant to be, Clyde.

Go for it now and make plans to be together with Ms I Can Wait for the long term. Don't leave it to chance. Then 12 months will fly by.

Make it happen.

UBERMOUTH said...

What are you talking about- Rod is a woman! hahahaha
He certainly acts it at times- although in the best ways.

phishez said...

I think that it is a risk, just based on what you've told us. But may just be worth taking.

Do me a favour though. If something does come up in the mean time, don't ignore it because you're holding out to take a risk.

Clyde said...

Fanny
I have to think that way
But if someone comes into my life (some hot rehead), I'm not sure that I should hold off.

Uber
That's "a bit of a girl" or "an old sheila"----not a woman.
Ooh, and the best ways too---you always were versatile

Phish
We all live for our dreams---and she is one of my dreams.
But you are right---I'll live in hope but wont ignore any opportunities

( . )( . ) said...

Hmmm I cant wait to see what happens next!

Clyde said...

(.)(.)
I wouldnt mind a preview myself