THREESOME

Bloody perverts
You thought this was a story about me and two ladies---well its not
It's three ladies

Well, OK, three females

So I get rid of the boarder on the Saturday night. I write my little story on Sunday and settle down to a little cheese and champagne. My house, my dog and I am happy.

Well that bloody phone rings-----well I think, OK, that will be her phoning to say I'm sorry and tell me the $160.00 is on the way -----but no----it's the ex wife.
Oh, fuck, she only rings when there is a problem and I always help-----I'm really out of help----I've given it all away in the past few weeks.

So here she is, in her car, in the driveway of her house, frightened to go inside to her daughter who has beaten her up after a mother/daughter verbal
And I'm supposed to cure this.
OK---the daughter is not my child---I just paid out to raise her because her deadbeat father was raising another child from his second wife
So a few phone calls and at least my ex was in her bedroom and there was some talking going on.
Fuck---I'm out of that one

Tuesday night and the ex boarder phones
OK, I'm ready for the sorry bit and the promise of return of some money---ha
"So Clyde, have you found a pair of high heeled shoes ?"
"Well no, but I'll have a look"------"Oh, yes, they are there"
"So could you send them on to me"
What am I supposed to say-----no, I'm masturbating over them----I'm gonna sell them to recover some of the losses----they will be here when you come back and that will be never.
No, I said that I'll pack them up and send them off by post pack on the weekend.

Oh fuck----leave me alone---

But the phone rings tonight
It's her
How long do I have to wait----yeah, you know the one
So she is working away from town----working in a country location that she knows I visit for work.
She wants to know when I'm gonna be there----
She is there for 4 weeks and back in the city for two weeks then back there again for 4 weeks
Yes, I'm going there-----but I'm going in the two weeks she is back in the city.
But then she tells me that she has been offered 12 months there----if she goes she is going to sell the house that the control guy lives in and she will be free of him
Could it happen
Could she really be with me in 12 months-----she is worth waiting for
There is a chance

Hey, my dog is female and she gives me no grief----my dog loves Ms I can wait----Ms I can wait loves my dog---loves my beach---loves my lifestyle

I'm betting on all of this fucking up-----but if I dont take that chance, I know that I'll regret it