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Saturday, 28 June 2008

PARTY GIRLS

A friend of mine sent me this and I thought it was a bit of fun.

But then I realised after reading blog posts from all over the world, it wasn't just fun----it was true

So from a party girl friend of mine to you-----

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO
IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING 'WOO-HOO!' IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE 'OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!'

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATS US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE
VODKA.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT
THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.


So come on---tell me it's not true----
Ha

Oh, and while I'm here, can anyone tell me where this train station is, cos I so want to go there and stand at the platform edge

19 comments:

Fanny F said...

It is all true:

except when I go out with the girls

- we put our purses on the floor and dance around them
- we can walk much better in our high heels when we're drunk
- there really is a girl version of beer goggles ... but only if the guy dances with us

Jen said...

After reading that I have a desperate urge to get as drunk as possible. It's all true.

Bag said...

Clyde, It's in England. You can go there on your visit.

UBERMOUTH said...

LOL.
Thank God I never acquired a taste for acohol, except the very odd of white wine.
How tame am I?

Clyde said...

Fanny
Guys dance ?
Geez, and I thought it was just stand at the bar and watch the girls
Bugga---got it wrong again

Clyde said...

Jen
Well go for it and enjoy the night.
Let me know if you get home with your purse, shoes and knickers

Clyde said...

Bag
You have a great public transport system when you can get these extras.
Takes the boredom out of waiting for a train

Clyde said...

Uber.
So when we catch you dancing like that it is the dope or the coke ????

Bag said...

Sadly, like everything else in the Uk you never get what is advertised. Waiting for trains is boring and the only thing that is sucked off is your cash.

Clyde said...

Bag
Bloody Governments
God, where could we be without them---
Oh, caves---right

Steph said...

All true, except in my case I happen to lose/throw my shoes, and sometimes my handbag.

Clyde said...

Steph
But you only throw them at some big Tranny
And thats better than leaving them on the ground while you climb onto a strangers balcony

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Oooo...guilty, guilty, guilty. ;)

Clyde said...

Stacy
And who would have thought that you might drink to excess

Spiky Zora Jones said...

yes...it's true, except I can do a fab routine on the balance beam with heels...when I'm drunk. Oh and what gets me is they don't have to go drinks and I still order them and put them in my purse to drink later. The next day I get my straw and sip up what didn't get soaked up by my purse.

At closing time they say come on...stand up and lets go. I say. What! I'm not standing? where's my purse.

Keshi said...

LOL funny post!

but Im not a girl who drinks too much. So Im safe! ;-)

Keshi.

Clyde said...

Spiky
I just had no doubt that you would have some experience with both dancing and alcohol.
Just as I have no doubt that it would all be in such style

Clyde said...

Keshi
You really dont need to drink to have fun but a bit of uninhibited dancing is a fine thing----even for the audience

Ariza said...

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