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Saturday, 7 June 2008

DREAM JOB

As kids we all dream about these wonderful jobs that we are going to have when we grow up.
The boys are going to be Fighter or Airline Pilots or Professional Sportsmen--- Ah the start of that testosterone thing----and the girls are going to be Super Models or Pop Stars.
We get a little older and the boys couldn't care less about careers because there are all those girls to conquer---there's that testosterone thing again----and the girls start to get serious about being a Nurse, Teacher or Pop Star---yep, they never grow out of wanting to be Britney--even Britney cant grow out of it.

Late in a secondary school education, we really start to look at what we can be because our education has to head that way. The Lawyers, Doctors and Engineers start to emerge and take a different direction from the Plumbers, Carpenters and Hairdressers.

If we end up in a job that we are educated into we tend to make that our career and we are in that field for our working life.

And so we start to dream again.
The guys want to own a pub and the girls want to be travel consultants and travel the world.
And then there are those franchise opportunities
You can get out in the open air mowing lawns or washing dogs.
You can buy into a Subway or Harvey Norman franchise

You can totally change your life

Have you ever thought about doing it ?
It's never too late.
Well, I've found my new career.
Wish me luck

22 comments:

Bag said...

Excellent. Made me really lol.

Clyde said...

Bag
We all feel trapped at times and wonder ----what if
Knowing my luck, I'd end up with back, sack, and crack jobs

Coconut said...

Hmm, door to door bikini waxer? I think you're on to something, I would use your service!

UBERMOUTH said...

Pervert!
I note Bag comments on all your pervy posts too! Why are all my friends pervs?
I really thought you were changing your career , at first Clyde.

Where's the Queen( Ann)?

Clyde said...

Coco
I'm thinking that I would need a few shaping stencils and some dyes.
For you, I'm thinking a steel blue lightening bolt

Clyde said...

Uber
Now what is perverted about a professional trimmer.
You get someone in to mow one lawn, so why not the other.
I'm thinking the colour red for you--oh, you already have it.
Personally, I dont mind the natural look.
Bag and me---hmm---Scottish blood ???
Ann---she's still in bed--I'll call her later

Fanny F said...

Good luck with your new career, Clyde.

I heard the Uni course to be a qualified "Brazilier" is tough, though. Apparently Artistic Interpretation 101 and Basic Wax Preparation are fairly easy, but Advanced Ingrown Hair Management has a high failure rate.

Keshi said...

r ya serious Clyde?? LOL!

Keshi.

Clyde said...

Fanny
No, it's just a Jim's course, run in conjunction with the lawn mowing course---fairly similar they say.
The main difference is the use of shaping stencils and colours

Clyde said...

Keshi
Of course I'm not----
Although, I do have some experience.
I recently assisted a friend to trim on her own terms before going to hospital

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Yes, I think a door-to-door waxer is an excellent idea. Of course, my stencil will have to be a crown...you knew that already right? ;) I'm thinking a shade of purple...:)

And no, I don't think it's ever too late for a career change...at least, I sure HOPE not. I may be coming to those cross roads a lot sooner than I want to.

Clyde said...

Stacy
So that would be the Royal purple with a touch of gold.

My biggest fear is that I would establish a regular round of 75 year old 240 pound 5 Foot tall belly dancers

ann said...

So you are striving for "Upper" Muff Management I am guessing.HA I am going to agree with Uber on calling you a big ol Perv. Uber, did you post at 4:57 am or pm??? If am, I was still up drinking. I was just too liquored up to post.I'll catch the next one.HA

ann said...

Uber, (is it OK if I give a shout out to Uber) you can add me to the list of perv's.HA Clyde needs to watch the Sex and the City movie. There is a scene about landscaping the "area".....very interesting.

Keshi said...

OMG ROFL!

Keshi.

Clyde said...

Ann
You say pervert like its wrong

ann said...

What do you mean, you "assisted" on a friend before going to the hospital. That sounds like a blog post.HA Seriously I think we can all be a little perverted.LOL

Clyde said...

Ann
Assisted---she is not a great trimmer and a never waxer--just a "tidy up occasionally" person.
We had a few drinks and she was bemoaning the prospect of a shaving---so we entertained ourselves with my clippers, scissors and a razor.
A fine job we did

Fanny F said...

Clyde, you didn't say what colour and shape you'd do mine ...

Clyde said...

Fanny
You would be a heart shape----and how can you improve on red

Steph said...

I think you'd be awesome at that job. Will you do mates rates?

Clyde said...

Steph
Of course
Even a family discount for you and the Nurse
Do you want a shape and colour or just go for bare and powdered.
Thinking that I should learn tattooing to compliment the service.
Maybe a small kitten for you