PARTY GIRLS

A friend of mine sent me this and I thought it was a bit of fun.

But then I realised after reading blog posts from all over the world, it wasn't just fun----it was true

So from a party girl friend of mine to you-----

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO
IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING 'WOO-HOO!' IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE 'OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!'

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATS US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE
VODKA.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT
THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.


So come on---tell me it's not true----
Ha

Oh, and while I'm here, can anyone tell me where this train station is, cos I so want to go there and stand at the platform edge

THOUGHTS

INTIMIDATION

Its everywhere



PROCRASTINATION

SHE IS BACK

I have nothing else to say except

SHE IS BACK

For those who dont know, she took a holiday to play with a local TV show

Who is she

Only the Queen of BLOGGYWOOD AUSTRALIA

The one, the only Steph
muchadoaboutsumthin.blogspot.com

She is the only reason I established an account and between her and Uber, the only reason I attempted to blog

Go there
Go there now

WHO IS IN CHARGE

We all like to think that in any relationship, we are equal partners

But in reality, men in a relationship think with their "little" brain and although they like to think they are equal or even in charge the reality is

WHAT WOMEN WANT

What do women want ?

The age old question that has had men on the back foot for years has finally been answered by a British survey.

These same surveys have said that men think about sex every 52 seconds.

Now they have revealed that that three out of four young women think about clothes or shoe shopping every 60 seconds.

The survey interviewed 778 women aged 19 to 45.
Almost half of them said that they kept their partners in the dark about the level of their spending.
Nearly half of them said that they did not wear everything in their wardrobe, while 10 per cent became bored with new clothes within a fortnight.

Does that make women shallow ?

Personally I don't become bored with a new sexual partner within a fortnight---and I'm quite happy to keep that model til it wears out.
I don't think that they actually go out of fashion.

Does that make men more practical ?

DREAM JOB

As kids we all dream about these wonderful jobs that we are going to have when we grow up.
The boys are going to be Fighter or Airline Pilots or Professional Sportsmen--- Ah the start of that testosterone thing----and the girls are going to be Super Models or Pop Stars.
We get a little older and the boys couldn't care less about careers because there are all those girls to conquer---there's that testosterone thing again----and the girls start to get serious about being a Nurse, Teacher or Pop Star---yep, they never grow out of wanting to be Britney--even Britney cant grow out of it.

Late in a secondary school education, we really start to look at what we can be because our education has to head that way. The Lawyers, Doctors and Engineers start to emerge and take a different direction from the Plumbers, Carpenters and Hairdressers.

If we end up in a job that we are educated into we tend to make that our career and we are in that field for our working life.

And so we start to dream again.
The guys want to own a pub and the girls want to be travel consultants and travel the world.
And then there are those franchise opportunities
You can get out in the open air mowing lawns or washing dogs.
You can buy into a Subway or Harvey Norman franchise

You can totally change your life

Have you ever thought about doing it ?
It's never too late.
Well, I've found my new career.
Wish me luck