Men are so misunderstood
You call us names----like pervert and sleaze but you just don't understand
Really, we are just so caring, we cant help ourselves 
You should appreciate our efforts
Swirls of nonsense mixed with nuggets of absurdity
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I guess maybe when I dance in a beam of sun I COULD be construed as crazy.
But maybe YOU are crazy because you don't.
What do we miss each day as we speed t...
7 years ago
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:) What would we do without you men looking out for our general health and well being?
Bunny
As long as you appreciate our efforts
I keep forgetting to perform a breast self examination once a month. Maybe you could provide that service as part of your caring and sharing?
Fanny
I really care and could do it on a twice daily basis
Ooh lovely to know - interesting it comes on the heels of national talk like a pirate week or something like that! Cat
I know men care and some women too. Like when I cross my legs at work.I am reminded that I forgot to wear any panties that day. Duh...now I get it...when they call me Britney. hehehe.
See, they are just looking out for me. That way maybe I don't catch a cold and today is the first day of autumn. Aren't they wonderful.
Thank god for men keeping an eye out for us. :D
Cat
Maybe we could combine the two--
Wear a patch over one eye while conducting our inspection
Spiky
I am sure that I wouldn't miss you crossing your legs on a no knickers day----you are a very healthy girl---allowing the air to circulate prevents all sorts of fungal outbreaks.
And you are always fresh just incase you need to let someone use it.
Hmm---why do I have this image of legs wrapped aound my neck
Honestly? I kinda like it when men stare at my cleavage....as long as they don't try to carry on a conversation with me while they're staring and talking to the girls, you know what I mean? That just makes me embarrassed.
I had to laugh at a cashier the other day when I stopped in at the grocery store right after work. He handed me my change and as I looked up at him, his eyes were checking out my clevage. He turned three shades of red when he realized he'd been caught. I thought it was cute...;)
I know you guys care, and that your constant desire to fondle breasts is because breast massage is a preventative against breast cancer
http://tinyurl.com/4ehw6w
fuckin hell, there's actually a job that has you massaging tits for a living. Although I'm pretty sure they probably don't employ men. That's sexism.
Sacy
If your a guy or a girl, it is nice to have some one check you out.
But you are right, it is nice to have them talk to the face
Emma
You really do understand that its a caring thing
Hey, where can I get an application for that job---and I'm prepared to take them on in equal opportunities
care abt how they hang? lol!
Keshi.
Keshi
I'll always be a supporter
Last lump I didnt find - Elmer did.
Thank GOD for men touchin the boobers.
So true! I do more to help check women for breast cancer than any doctor ever did. They should be paying me for all the checking I do.
If I die of breast cancer, Iam suing Steve. Welcome to the medical world , Steve!
Love the cartoon Clyde.
Doo
See how useful we are
Memphis
What, you're not getting paid ?
Geez, I'm registered to take the bulk billing Goverment medical card--I'm getting cheques every week
Uber
So you are upright again
I knew your sex life was keeping you away from the keyboard
Geez, Rod must be good.
See Uber, I can be nice---I didn't say that you had to have breasts to get breast cancer---no, no, no, I wouldn't say that
Sweetheart, I make Dolly Parton look flat chested! :)
Geez, no wonder Rod gets lost
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