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Thursday, 11 September 2008

BIG BROTHER IS READING

Ya just never know who is reading the shit that you publish

You get a comment or two or three from a familiar name and every now and then a troll squirts a load of shit across your publication.

But how many people just read and never comment-----and who the hell are they.

So I get this email on the Clyde contact----well, who the hell is this----and there it is ----a proposition

How real it is, I don't know, but I will let you know

The deal is that they want to send me some product, get me to test it out and write up a review for yous mob to read

So, only in the interest of keeping you all informed, I'm gonna give it a go.

What product you say ?-----well from the web address, I'm guessing that it is pheromones-----

If I end up looking like Shrek, smelling like Donkey and getting pissed on by passing dogs, I'm not gonna be too impressed------but if the girlies start smiling at me or sniffing my nuts and I end up getting a root or two, I'm gonna praise this shit forever and get myself a life time supply.

I'll let you know
Bring it on

19 comments:

oestrebunny said...

Make sure they're human pheromones!

Doo Dah said...

I have seen you in the PQ kingdom.

I have read occasionally, just never commented. So, now I comment so you know it were I that was sniffin them balls.

want me to stop? LOL

have a great day!

Fanny F said...

A splash of Dolce & Gabbana for men may have the same effect, and won't shrink your balls.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

clyde...does that mean you might become a commercial?

Sweetie...um, can you forget about the sniffing. I want to know when the girls start to LICK your nuts.

Ciao babes...good luck.

Clyde said...

Bunny
I think that they are synthetic---but if I start barking and cocking my leg on lamp posts, I'll be a little sus.

Doo
Na, you can sniff them anytime you like
Keep on comming---I have a passion for young ladies.

Fanny
I'm more of a Boss man---keeps the girls in the office sniffing my collar

Spiky
Now sweets, if that is an offer then come on down.
I have to check it out a bit more.
Think they want a review on their website----but of course, they will get a run here

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

I wanna sniff...;)

Clyde said...

Stacy
You can have a sniff of anything that you like

bunny said...

I'm more of a Boss man

I read that and almost got a bit excited...then I realised you were just talking about aftershave...

Clyde said...

Bunny
And I'm a bit of The Boss man as well

Clyde said...

Beck
Thanks

EmmaK said...

it would also be fun if you did a comparative study with the pheremone spray: dogs reactions v human

Clyde said...

Emma
Lucky my dog is female so I dont think that she will be humping my leg-----might start howling, but no leg humping

Bo Bo said...

Make sure they don’t send it COD (Cash on Delivery)

Clyde said...

Bo Bo
Geez, thanks for the explanation on the COD---you must have known I was from Adelaide.
Hey, any charges and the shit will sit at the freight office attracting lab rats

Clyde said...

Oh, hang on----Bo Bo the clown---
That's early TV, Adelaide ----real name, Hal Turner-----geez, you must be 70

Bo Bo said...

No worries, I was going to spell it phonetically
Seee-Ohhh-Deee.
But you know Adelaide and all that.

Or it could be that my photo is a picture
that hangs in my lounge room by artist Gill Del-Mace
titled BoBo.
But I like you’re answer better, Just call me Hal.

Doo Dah said...

Hi ya Clyde, where ya been?

Clyde said...

Doo
I'm hanging around the house waiting for the package to be delivered.
Might come and visit tonight

UBERMOUTH said...

If you want to attract with real pheromones, just don't wash for a few days.....yummy!
Well, I am-to me , anyway!