Ya just never know who is reading the shit that you publish
You get a comment or two or three from a familiar name and every now and then a troll squirts a load of shit across your publication.
But how many people just read and never comment-----and who the hell are they.
So I get this email on the Clyde contact----well, who the hell is this----and there it is ----a proposition
How real it is, I don't know, but I will let you know
The deal is that they want to send me some product, get me to test it out and write up a review for yous mob to read
So, only in the interest of keeping you all informed, I'm gonna give it a go.
What product you say ?-----well from the web address, I'm guessing that it is pheromones-----
If I end up looking like Shrek, smelling like Donkey and getting pissed on by passing dogs, I'm not gonna be too impressed------but if the girlies start smiling at me or sniffing my nuts and I end up getting a root or two, I'm gonna praise this shit forever and get myself a life time supply.
I'll let you know
Bring it on
Swirls of nonsense mixed with nuggets of absurdity
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I guess maybe when I dance in a beam of sun I COULD be construed as crazy.
But maybe YOU are crazy because you don't.
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19 comments:
Make sure they're human pheromones!
I have seen you in the PQ kingdom.
I have read occasionally, just never commented. So, now I comment so you know it were I that was sniffin them balls.
want me to stop? LOL
have a great day!
A splash of Dolce & Gabbana for men may have the same effect, and won't shrink your balls.
clyde...does that mean you might become a commercial?
Sweetie...um, can you forget about the sniffing. I want to know when the girls start to LICK your nuts.
Ciao babes...good luck.
Bunny
I think that they are synthetic---but if I start barking and cocking my leg on lamp posts, I'll be a little sus.
Doo
Na, you can sniff them anytime you like
Keep on comming---I have a passion for young ladies.
Fanny
I'm more of a Boss man---keeps the girls in the office sniffing my collar
Spiky
Now sweets, if that is an offer then come on down.
I have to check it out a bit more.
Think they want a review on their website----but of course, they will get a run here
I wanna sniff...;)
Stacy
You can have a sniff of anything that you like
I'm more of a Boss man
I read that and almost got a bit excited...then I realised you were just talking about aftershave...
Bunny
And I'm a bit of The Boss man as well
Beck
Thanks
it would also be fun if you did a comparative study with the pheremone spray: dogs reactions v human
Emma
Lucky my dog is female so I dont think that she will be humping my leg-----might start howling, but no leg humping
Make sure they don’t send it COD (Cash on Delivery)
Bo Bo
Geez, thanks for the explanation on the COD---you must have known I was from Adelaide.
Hey, any charges and the shit will sit at the freight office attracting lab rats
Oh, hang on----Bo Bo the clown---
That's early TV, Adelaide ----real name, Hal Turner-----geez, you must be 70
No worries, I was going to spell it phonetically
Seee-Ohhh-Deee.
But you know Adelaide and all that.
Or it could be that my photo is a picture
that hangs in my lounge room by artist Gill Del-Mace
titled BoBo.
But I like you’re answer better, Just call me Hal.
Hi ya Clyde, where ya been?
Doo
I'm hanging around the house waiting for the package to be delivered.
Might come and visit tonight
If you want to attract with real pheromones, just don't wash for a few days.....yummy!
Well, I am-to me , anyway!
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