Wednesday, 16 March 2011


Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43, who was looking for some hot action!

So I sent her my ironing.

That’ll keep her busy for a while.


mapstew said...

Mad fecker!

Happy Paddy's Day pal. :¬)

Dutch donut girl said...


A little less ironing, a little more action please :)

Oh, the things you could do on an ironing board.

Clyde said...


I went to the liquor store today and socked up on all things Irish--I should be a mess by late afternoon----I'll probably be talking Irish

Clyde said...


My sweet girl, no wonder I love you.
Oh, I would turn off the iron if you were in the room.
A little action your way

Clyde said...


Forgive me if I am wrong, but I think that you must be the centre of the universe and the whole world revolves around you.
It must be so wonderful to be you and to be so perfect.
Thank you for consenting to visit my unworthy little publication.
Now if you could do me one favour, I would be most appreciative.
Fuck off and get a life

JennAventures said...

Oh this made me laugh

Clyde said...


I'm glad
Now what time can I pick my ironing up ?

Dutch donut girl said...

I'm on my way.

I hope that guy got a life.

Have a good weekend!!!

Jimmy said...

Oh you clever man.

Clyde said...


Ok, the iron is off but the ironing board is still warm.
Just stoking up the spa---bathers optional.

Looks like it will be a good weekend

Clyde said...


Only the quick and the dead

Macy said...

Ha! Now I'm considering taking out an American Passport just to dodge Mr Anon and his pals...

Any sign of that ironing yet???
No.. she wasn't THAT bored huh?

Clyde said...

I feel sorry for Mr Anon, with his attitudes----gonna missa a lot of joy in life

Yes, I see the ironing every day---when I do it---I'm an iron as you wear type of guy


This post made me laugh[ laundry on the way!].

No doubt anon doesn't even actually NEED to boycott American woman as he no doubt has not been close to one in decades.[note how whilst bitching about how selfish and immature and unstable they are, he states they 'get fat'? LOL]

Clyde said...


Nice to get a chuckle---

Yes, I am sure that Mr Anon has been taking care of his own needs for some time

Danielle said...

I was going to say that 43 seems a little old for you! LOL

Clyde said...


Now now----variety is the spice of life---bitch---ha ha ha