Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43, who was looking for some hot action!
So I sent her my ironing.
That’ll keep her busy for a while.
Swirls of nonsense mixed with nuggets of absurdity
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I guess maybe when I dance in a beam of sun I COULD be construed as crazy.
But maybe YOU are crazy because you don't.
What do we miss each day as we speed t...
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Mad fecker!
Happy Paddy's Day pal. :¬)
HA!
A little less ironing, a little more action please :)
Oh, the things you could do on an ironing board.
Stew
I went to the liquor store today and socked up on all things Irish--I should be a mess by late afternoon----I'll probably be talking Irish
Donuts
My sweet girl, no wonder I love you.
Oh, I would turn off the iron if you were in the room.
A little action your way
Anonymous
Forgive me if I am wrong, but I think that you must be the centre of the universe and the whole world revolves around you.
It must be so wonderful to be you and to be so perfect.
Thank you for consenting to visit my unworthy little publication.
Now if you could do me one favour, I would be most appreciative.
Fuck off and get a life
Oh this made me laugh
Jenn
I'm glad
Now what time can I pick my ironing up ?
:):):)
I'm on my way.
I hope that guy got a life.
Have a good weekend!!!
Oh you clever man.
Donuts
Ok, the iron is off but the ironing board is still warm.
Just stoking up the spa---bathers optional.
Looks like it will be a good weekend
Jimmy
Only the quick and the dead
Ha! Now I'm considering taking out an American Passport just to dodge Mr Anon and his pals...
Any sign of that ironing yet???
No.. she wasn't THAT bored huh?
Macy
I feel sorry for Mr Anon, with his attitudes----gonna missa a lot of joy in life
Yes, I see the ironing every day---when I do it---I'm an iron as you wear type of guy
This post made me laugh[ laundry on the way!].
No doubt anon doesn't even actually NEED to boycott American woman as he no doubt has not been close to one in decades.[note how whilst bitching about how selfish and immature and unstable they are, he states they 'get fat'? LOL]
Uber
Nice to get a chuckle---
Yes, I am sure that Mr Anon has been taking care of his own needs for some time
I was going to say that 43 seems a little old for you! LOL
Danielle
Now now----variety is the spice of life---bitch---ha ha ha
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