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Monday, 27 July 2009

WHY NOT THE CAR

Hey, a new computer
Thank you Mr Insurance man----just have to set up the wireless connection
It's been like Christmas
Two new cameras, a new laptop, gift card on a big tool shop and another on a big department conglomerate and a cheque and all from the insurance company.

It is not a nice feeling coming home from work to find that you have been burgled but when they take your virus riddled computer, a film camera that you haven't used for years, a watch that you have worn once and don't really want, a photo printer that is surplus now that you own a multi printer and business clothes and shoes on the eve of your retirement, you have to think it wasn't the worst thing that could happen to you.-----geez, why didn't they take the car---OK, I'll just have to buy a new one myself.
I can feel a KIA coming my way

I cant tell you what retirement is like----so far it's just like being on holidays and they are still paying me from work----I guess that will just keep going because I have been paying into an old Government Superannuation scheme that will pay me 72.5% of my salary for the rest of my life---and it is even indexed against my final wage-----and I don't have to go to work----or I can if I want and get paid another wage on top.

I guess I'm gonna find out

18 comments:

Scarlet-Blue said...

You are on a lucky streak!
Sx

Jimmy Bastard said...

Lucky lucky bastart so. It's good to have you back with us pal.

Fanny F said...

Missed you Clyde. Glad you are back.

UBERMOUTH said...

Holy shit. A woman would marry you on that alone!

Welcome back!

Clyde said...

Miss Scarlet
We are all on a luck streak---you wake up in the morning and that has to be lucky.
Then again, you could be there---now that would be lucky

Jimmy

Good to be back in the game
Now I just have to see what is interesting in this new life.
Four new beers in another State last week were of some interest

Clyde said...

Ah Fanny

It is always good to be around the place when you are there


Uber

So is that a proposal ?

Spiky Zora Jones said...

clyde...YAY! I've missed you honey.

so does that mean you will be home when I go to Oz.

I'll do the secret double knock thingy. get my room ready...or do I get to bunk with you? ;P

ciao sweetheart.

Clyde said...

Ah Miss Jones

It's nice to have a computer back so that I can come and visit you.
Yep, I will be home and your room is ready---your own bathroom with two person spa bath.
But of course if you get lonely or cold you can bunk in with me.
Hmm, but I guessing that Adelaide is not on your itinerary

UBERMOUTH said...

YES! Now show me your juicy little pre -nup.

your psycho ex-girlfriend said...

omg i am so glad you are back and blogging!!

mapstew said...

Hey Clyde, I could'a sworn I'd left a comment here! Sorry, It's been a strange ol' time.

Anyway, welcome back, and 'well wear' on the new comp.

Get the car, get the car!

See ya soon.

Clyde said...

Emily

You cant get rid of me that easily--

Clyde said...

Stew

I know that you have had a lot going on---I hope your Mum is well.
Oh, I am cleaning up the old car and I will have the new car by the end of August

Ponita in Real Life said...

Wow! Lots of brand new toys to go along with your brand new life! Good for you!!!

Clyde said...

Ponita

Ya gotta have something to play with
But the best of it is the walk on the beach

UBERMOUTH said...

It's hard being being Ubermouth! :)

Why do I get all the net crazed stalkers?

Must be my pheremones.

Clyde said...

Hey,
You kids switch the lights off when you have played for long enough.
Play nice.
I'm just going out for a beer

Shelly Rayedeane said...

Karma, crooks, and computers.

Aint life a bitch?

I could go on all day about this, but what for?

I'm not the one with the check engine light on in my car right now, nor am I living in Kentucky or the UK and cheating my way through life while having a lack of faith in God.

The need of a computer programmer with ties to people at Google = no faith in God.

Amen.