FAVOURITE VIDEO

Hollywood can keep on producing all of the films that they like but but they will never come up with anything that will beat this.

I don't know why---I haven't seen it for years

For all of these years it has never been so entertaining

But then I played it backwards----Oh, how wonderful it is
Nothing could give me so much joy.

Oh, it's my wedding video

Play it backwards and my ex takes off her ring, goes back down the aisle, climbs in the car and fucks off.

Great ending

WORLD OF YOUR OWN

You see them on the trains

You see them walking on the streets

You see them sitting on park benches

You see them in elevators

They nod their heads, they hum, they dance a little, they even sing along

All of those people with headphones, in their own little worlds, totally oblivious to their surroundings.

It must be great to live in your own little world, but you should remember that you are actually in ours.

BAD JUDGEMENT

Sometimes you have no idea why you get emotional about things.

A fairly average news story
A 47 year old Scottish woman enters a talent competition
Not her local town---a national competition against all comers
She is not pretty, she is not handsome, you could not say that she had style
She is a church volunteer, a virgin, never been kissed----you see her and don't wonder why
She has never sung in front of an audience
You, along with everyone else cringe
How the hell did this woman get there on national television
The Judges take the piss out of this unattractive lump but she is there to perform.

OK Susan, get on with it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

I have watched this 5 times and been brought to tears every time

Bravo Susan
May I never judge another book by its cover

RULES

Everything that we do in life seems to have some rules set by somebody else.

We go to school and of course the teachers and the school board sets rules

We go to work and there are rules on attendance times and there are dress codes.

In relationships, it doesn't matter, guy or girl, you will abide by some stipulation laid down by your partner.

But there are some rules that you just cant play by



No wonder that I drink