tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post6486714469216326234..comments2023-09-22T20:42:28.839+09:30Comments on Clyde: THE WORLD AS IT ISClydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-9400143509760697962009-03-20T20:39:00.000+10:302009-03-20T20:39:00.000+10:30FannyThat's fineI always carry my ownThen I know y...Fanny<BR/>That's fine<BR/>I always carry my own<BR/>Then I know you haven't been pin pricking them<BR/><BR/>Ponita<BR/><BR/>I've heard of complaints for being too short but never too long<BR/>Everyone to her own<BR/>Oh, no, I haven't had complaints.<BR/>Goldie Locks said it was just rightClydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-73158665911016402912009-03-20T14:10:00.000+10:302009-03-20T14:10:00.000+10:30Damn... I'm one of the lonely blog readers.*sigh*I...Damn... I'm one of the lonely blog readers.<BR/><BR/>*sigh*<BR/><BR/>It's been much too long...Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-4311061569060473992009-03-20T06:30:00.000+10:302009-03-20T06:30:00.000+10:30New toothbrush? Sure honey! And remember for next ...New toothbrush? Sure honey! And remember for next time, I keep the XL condoms in the right hand drawer.Fannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04732635113583481736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-6298107037028216262009-03-19T22:41:00.000+10:302009-03-19T22:41:00.000+10:30FannyI hope you like your meat well done.Oh, could...Fanny<BR/><BR/>I hope you like your meat well done.<BR/>Oh, could you pick me up a new toothbrush---I cant keep using yoursClydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-14684041363121259922009-03-19T20:22:00.000+10:302009-03-19T20:22:00.000+10:30Beef ... goody. I need a bit of meat.Beef ... goody. I need a bit of meat.Fannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04732635113583481736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-80222759977811599642009-03-19T19:20:00.000+10:302009-03-19T19:20:00.000+10:30OOOH, FannyI aint sawing any arm off----I'm ready ...OOOH, Fanny<BR/>I aint sawing any arm off----I'm ready for Fanny for breakfasy, Fanny for lunch and I'm cooking roast beef for dinner for you to get your strength upClydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-71364179331153102472009-03-19T19:15:00.000+10:302009-03-19T19:15:00.000+10:30Yer yer ToniWhen have to ever been the lonely one-...Yer yer Toni<BR/>When have to ever been the lonely one-----geez, even the vegetables aren't safe around you.<BR/>Ok, I'm gonna bend over one last time-----then lady, it's your turn<BR/><BR/>Jen<BR/><BR/>Hey dont faint honey---you know what guys are like when you pass out----hey, as long as the body is warmClydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-39139166269640065582009-03-19T17:53:00.000+10:302009-03-19T17:53:00.000+10:30Oh, so that's where you went. I thought you wanted...Oh, so that's where you went. I thought you wanted to avoid a "saw your own arm off" morning wake up.Fannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04732635113583481736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-72587700258272509572009-03-19T12:40:00.000+10:302009-03-19T12:40:00.000+10:30.....faints..........faints.....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-30391028878723787122009-03-19T11:26:00.000+10:302009-03-19T11:26:00.000+10:30Clyde sweetie...boo, I'm one lonely bugger reading...Clyde sweetie...boo, I'm one lonely bugger reading this blog post...but I've had sex...woo hoo<BR/><BR/>I had veggeies for lunch and wha-hey...there was a huge cucumber left. <BR/><BR/>Lucky 0me. hehehe.<BR/><BR/>Cause I was still hungry. What did you think I was going to do with it?????<BR/><BR/>OH MY!<BR/><BR/>You are naughty...come here so I can spank you. :D<BR/><BR/>Ciao sweetie.Spiky Zora Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09283587481327552086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-79683293469611008052009-03-19T10:09:00.000+10:302009-03-19T10:09:00.000+10:30EmilyIt's because you are a pervertNow come inside...Emily<BR/><BR/>It's because you are a pervert<BR/>Now come inside and get back into bed----wehave business to take care of.<BR/><BR/>Emma<BR/><BR/>Well, the were actually having sex----a little adventurous but sex.<BR/>Yep, never take the power tools to bed----it's a bastard getting the pubes out of your router<BR/><BR/>Jen<BR/><BR/>Geez sweets, I thought you were in the doing or relaxing group.<BR/>Time to get those knees apartClydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-6068797688355477962009-03-19T10:03:00.000+10:302009-03-19T10:03:00.000+10:30FannyPersonally, I was having a cigarette before g...Fanny<BR/><BR/>Personally, I was having a cigarette before going back for seconds<BR/>So why did you get up and grab the champagne and orange chocolate ?<BR/>I was ready and you weren't here.<BR/><BR/>Stew<BR/><BR/>Why would you go home----there is seconds to be hadClydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-78523518431469751002009-03-19T09:17:00.000+10:302009-03-19T09:17:00.000+10:30Thanks for thinking of me, Clyde :(Thanks for thinking of me, Clyde :(Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-48327059782518237042009-03-19T03:03:00.000+10:302009-03-19T03:03:00.000+10:30You forgot the couple even sadder than the lonely ...You forgot the couple even sadder than the lonely blogger who attached a dildo to a saber saw and post-coitally ended up in the <A HREF="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29621224/" REL="nofollow">ER</A>. Warning: don't try this at home.MommyHeadachehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03924035710478459520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-15385920358810029382009-03-19T01:52:00.000+10:302009-03-19T01:52:00.000+10:30why am i always on the outside looking in?why am i always on the outside looking in?compulsively yours...for nowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10500760323693715370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-23873877731688935242009-03-19T00:30:00.000+10:302009-03-19T00:30:00.000+10:30They go home Fanny, they go home.They go home Fanny, they go home.mapstewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07159592046833798019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-28778637787585740662009-03-18T23:55:00.000+10:302009-03-18T23:55:00.000+10:30Does that mean that only 46% of people relax after...Does that mean that only 46% of people relax after sex? What do the others do?Fannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04732635113583481736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-72682830205595884862009-03-18T22:00:00.000+10:302009-03-18T22:00:00.000+10:30Hey UberIt was a night where I wasnt the one guyHey Uber<BR/><BR/>It was a night where I wasnt the one guyClydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-56166416878624107052009-03-18T21:58:00.000+10:302009-03-18T21:58:00.000+10:30Ah beautiful BunnyCubes are a little demoralising-...Ah beautiful Bunny<BR/>Cubes are a little demoralising---but I keep telling people to treat them like an office----speak up, fart----care factor zero----it's your space and they can hear---thats their problem<BR/>sorry, that was 79,876,302----but I'm now reading blogsClydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-67663463249635199902009-03-18T21:42:00.000+10:302009-03-18T21:42:00.000+10:30hahahaaha Good post.Funny guy.hahahaaha Good post.Funny guy.UBERMOUTHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428848028109037855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-47602919149780412492009-03-18T21:20:00.000+10:302009-03-18T21:20:00.000+10:30I wish I was one of those 79,876,301, I am so bore...I wish I was one of those 79,876,301, I am so bored right now. I want a job that isn't in a cube!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-44398156712469102602009-03-18T21:01:00.000+10:302009-03-18T21:01:00.000+10:30Ah JimmyAre we counting Rangers supporters as aver...Ah Jimmy<BR/><BR/>Are we counting Rangers supporters as average people in this world ?<BR/>NEVER<BR/>As for you, well my big mate, you are just on a wee green and white leave of absence<BR/>Performance will resume by the end of the weekClydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-41680532728651009632009-03-18T20:55:00.000+10:302009-03-18T20:55:00.000+10:30Miss BlueMy sweet, I am guessing you are only miss...Miss Blue<BR/>My sweet, I am guessing you are only missing out on what you cant be bothered participating inClydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13595596982769380057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-91707102891782262112009-03-18T20:42:00.000+10:302009-03-18T20:42:00.000+10:30...and the percentage of people sitting on a glesg......and the percentage of people sitting on a glesga rangers lavvy seat with no troosers on, reading the sports pages and eating a toasty piece would be what?<BR/><BR/>Also taking into account that I'm wearing a funny hat, one sock, I have Daniel O'Donnell blaring in the background, and a missus being sick through the drink.<BR/><BR/>The odds have got to be worth a punt at let's say....10 billion to 1?Barlinniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07555629852012324360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6426138936658114622.post-71189485707618510592009-03-18T20:38:00.000+10:302009-03-18T20:38:00.000+10:30I knew I was missing out on something...SxI knew I was missing out on something...<BR/>SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.com